Scott Caught Cot

Scott Caught Cot

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat



There once lived a wily old Scott

Who thought he was so hunky and hot

But he let out a big sneeze 

His rheumy lungs had a wheeze 

His missus sent him quick to his cot


© 2020 Dhara_Ditzy Kat


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When his missus sent him to bed.
What did she get up to, we need to know.

Posted 3 Months Ago


I hate to admit my Scottish heritage if I'm going to end up like that
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Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Oooooh thank you Dave! That's a pic I loved too! Happy Diwali!
Dave Brown

3 Months Ago

&2U2 😎
Lol that diaper though.Does mama help change it.so funny lmao

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

I think they need help especially on a wheezy night hahaha! Thanks dear Tania!
That cartoon is hilarious. Those Y front hammocks for balls aren't allowed in my house. I buy the pants even if I don't wear them always!! Well I do try but don't get away with as much as I'd like to:)) Men act like babies when they are poorly. They just want attention. More treats Ditzy, you are most deserving.

Here kitty kitty...........

Chris

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Hahahahaha I am laughing so much here! Good on you dear Chris! Keep em all in line and no Y fronts! .. read more
Christine Anne Shaw

3 Months Ago

Chicken soup can cure all sorts of miseries :)
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Yes and chocolates too 😻
I love limericks & this one pops with originality, plus your artwork is like an exclamation point at the beginning. Guys always think they're hot until they come down sick & need their mamma to nurse them thru it! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Limericks can get so bawdy and the rougher the better! Thank you for laughing with me on this limer.. read more
LOL! Where do you get these pics from Kat! You're so naughty. Certainly more fish for you!

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fish and chips
For me and you 😋
ahahahahaha! great fun limerick Ditzy ..made me think of our fine Scottish friend Ken :)))))))))))))
E.
ps. (just kidding of course Ken) ;)

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Don't we just love Scottish Kens 😹 Thanks for smiling with me dear E! 💕
Einstein Noodle

3 Months Ago

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Hahahaha. Never trust a guy in a skirt.....or one wearing underpants up to his chin! Cut's off the circulation to the brain! Your brain is firing with these limericks, Ditzy. Always fun to read.

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Its not underpants RA. Its a nappy. 😹 As in a diaper. My character is on a roll hahaha Thanks.
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Lol. Hilarious limerick, Ditzy and that picture is just fabulous! Such a high sitting pair of tighty whities! Your wit is here for all to see.💛

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Thanks dear Marina 🤔 Now who does that remind me of?
Beneath your kilt sir, “ What do you wear?”
We asked of the wicked McNair.
“Two Precious things I’d nae want to lose, that and a wee crop o hair.”
We searched there and found a fine pair of shoes
But nothing else we’d care to share


Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Hahaha! Nothing else because there was precious little else! Thank you for the lovely limericks toda.. read more

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