Sweetly Ending Limericks

Sweetly Ending Limericks

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat

A sweet old lady with a beard

Needed a barber to be sheared

But she met some friendly bees

For a comfy rental fees

She let them lay eggs in her beard


 



A wee little man from Rangoon

Wanted to fly off on a spoon

He took the marital wow

With a fat and fluffy cow

They flew to the moon for honeymoon




There once lived a wizard so tall

Thru each bloody door he had to crawl

When he went to the pub

The people looked like stubs

They sent him off to play volleyball 




There was a pervert poet named Dick

who was too fancy for a limerick

so he hid it in a quatrain

in a two, four syllable strain

and called the new style a limpdick 


© 2020 Dhara_Ditzy Kat


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A bearded lady. You know I would hate that. Some dark haired ladies do end up with a flurry of hair where they don't want it. Not me. My hair is firmly on my head. It wouldn't dare travel anywhere else. More limericks to make us smile Ditzy :) Thank you.

Chris

and more treats......

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

I added that cute wizard today and will keep adding more. Such fun! Thanks for the lovely share and.. read more
Chris

6 Months Ago

You are always welcome Ditzy. Lucky you having catnip and crackers from your kind friends and a few.. read more
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

It was a most unexpected Diwali! We expected a subdued one but everyone got into the spirit. Now I h.. read more


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You have thoroughly re-energized the limerick at the cafe. Many times when you've posted limericks, other poets start posting them, including me. I especially love your sweet ending limerick here. You have the leaping hilarity mood just right for the art of limericking! Here's hoping you can leap over the moon for Christmas & hit outer space by the new year! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

4 Months Ago

I absolutely love your appreciation and your energy here, dear Margie! I have often been inspired by.. read more
O h my between you and Margie

I'm laughing full time love
these naughty and nice limericks
we need a little laughter in
this quite cafe. to livin
' things up a bit..enjoyabe reading;


Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

I dream of everyone looking upon pages when they want a good laugh! Thank you for laughing with me, .. read more
A bearded lady. You know I would hate that. Some dark haired ladies do end up with a flurry of hair where they don't want it. Not me. My hair is firmly on my head. It wouldn't dare travel anywhere else. More limericks to make us smile Ditzy :) Thank you.

Chris

and more treats......

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

I added that cute wizard today and will keep adding more. Such fun! Thanks for the lovely share and.. read more
Chris

6 Months Ago

You are always welcome Ditzy. Lucky you having catnip and crackers from your kind friends and a few.. read more
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

It was a most unexpected Diwali! We expected a subdued one but everyone got into the spirit. Now I h.. read more
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I saw an old lady with almost a beard once so that limerick is particularly witty for me! The prospect of one having eggs laid in it though...ewwww. Your mind is always turning over, Ms Kat! Lol. More fun reads.

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Lololololo thank you my dearest friend Jamila! Seeing you on Diwali is awesome. Wishing you all thin.. read more
I love the cute pics here! You have put another interesting slant on the lives of the bearded lady in your first limerick as there are quite a few older ladies with the whiskers in the area I live in! Always humourous your little writes! 💛

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Thanks a lot my lovely friend. I know you're smiling there and me here. So all great and lovely with.. read more
I like the twist on the old nursery rhyme in your second limerick here. You are building quite a collection of limericks and your attached little pictures are always well chosen.

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Thank you my friend. I did labour over those pictures quite some so I love that you appreciate them!.. read more

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