JOYSTICK

JOYSTICK

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat

A fat frigid lady named Joy

Was sexually frustrated and coy

She came up with a goal

To marry a male blow-up doll

And now she's very happy with her boy 


© 2020 Dhara_Ditzy Kat


My Review

Would you like to review this Chapter?
Login | Register




Featured Review

Dear Ditzy, your saucy limerick is not only funny and witty, it also has a happy ending. A marriage made in heaven I would say :) She won't have to cook her blow up husband breakfast or wash and iron his clothes :) Have a lovely day p***y Kat. She really should cut the cakes out though.

Treats for my fav........

Chris

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Lol. I'll tell her to go easy on the cakes and the puddings. As it is she has little work at home! T.. read more



Reviews

The wonder boy.
A girls dream.
Makes her scream.
Doesn't utter the words.
How was it for you, doll.

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

He works in total silence. He never gets tense.

Thanks Paul :)
the funny thing is i try to imagine the size of the male blow-up doll which will "stand up" to the pressure....

and a comment about the graphics, i will have a hard time not to picture the accompanying coyly rabbit ears
:o)

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Hhahaha! Glad you found this so funny dear iliOZ! Me laughing away so much!
Thank you for smashing thru all the "politically incorrect" barriers so I won't have to! This poem has something to offend everyone, just the way I love to read & write! I love turning an old expectation (only men have blowup dolls) on its head. Nothing is sacred at the cafe, so let's skewer every bizarre human we know (or don't)! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Its wonderful to read such an encouraging review from you dear Margie! Yes, let's skewer everything .. read more
Lol. Your mind is always churning over, isn't it? Trust our favourite Kat to think of blow up dolls for use in a limerick! This one gave me a good chuckle. I sure hope that man doll doesn't pop! 💛

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Not unless she sticks a pin in it. I doubt she will. This should be a happy ending. Thank you dear .. read more
Dear Ditzy, your saucy limerick is not only funny and witty, it also has a happy ending. A marriage made in heaven I would say :) She won't have to cook her blow up husband breakfast or wash and iron his clothes :) Have a lovely day p***y Kat. She really should cut the cakes out though.

Treats for my fav........

Chris

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Lol. I'll tell her to go easy on the cakes and the puddings. As it is she has little work at home! T.. read more
Hahahahaha! Now THIS is more like the Ditzy Kat we all know! Naughty and witty under a crazy little ball of fur! Loved this one and the picture is so appropriate!

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

RA my awesome friend! Its always lovely to see you stop by! Thank you for laughing with me. Do know .. read more

Request Read Request
Add to Library My Library
Subscribe Subscribe


Stats

171 Views
6 Reviews
Rating
Added on November 16, 2020
Last Updated on November 16, 2020


Author

Dhara_Ditzy Kat
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

Shillong, , India



About
from Imgflip Meme Generator from Imgflip Meme Generator from Imgflip Meme Generator Love, ~ Dhara (Ditzy) 💕 more..

Writing

Related Writing

People who liked this story also liked..