Queen's Beans

Queen's Beans

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat



A polite and well-mannered queen

Had chronic farting in her genes

She let rip on the quiet

Yet there was a big riot

A traitor had fed her baked beans



© 2020 Dhara_Ditzy Kat


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Yep! Baked beans will do that to you! It's especially worse if you suffer from a genetic predisposition to flatulence! No wonder the people rioted! Perhaps she will suffer the same fate as Marie Antoinette....except off with her bum! Another witty limerick, Ditzy.

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Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

I'm in sits reading your review dear RA. Yes, a perfect recipe for some stink bombs. Remind me to st.. read more



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There's nothing worse than slipping out the teensiest smidgen of a fart, so infinitesimal it couldn't possible hold any smelly particles that could linger in the air . . . it's always those teensy squeezes that pack the worst fumes. It's nice living alone in the wilderness becuz your butthole doesn't have as much work to do, monitoring & sliding them out at a metered rate (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

I think you are forcing me into writing limericks . . . I feel the outrageousness overtaking me!

Posted 2 Months Ago


Often overlooked among pet virtues is the capacity for fragrance.

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Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Lol! Definitely so! Thanks for such a great observation 😹
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A flatulent queen, now?! Lol. Whatever will you come up with next? I am not a fan of baked beans, though I do like the normal varieties. Thankfully I am not like Queen. Another excellent witty limerick, Dhara_Ditzy. You are in your element with this form lately. 💛
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Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

I love baked beans but don't worry dear Marina you're safe. I'll use it on my foes hahaha 😹 Thank.. read more
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Yep! Baked beans will do that to you! It's especially worse if you suffer from a genetic predisposition to flatulence! No wonder the people rioted! Perhaps she will suffer the same fate as Marie Antoinette....except off with her bum! Another witty limerick, Ditzy.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

I'm in sits reading your review dear RA. Yes, a perfect recipe for some stink bombs. Remind me to st.. read more

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