Pure Fun Limericks

Pure Fun Limericks

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


One non-poet Ordovician

Whose brain cells seem in attrition

Puts out selfies, calls them Art

A pure narcissistic fart

Vain f****t needs a cosmetician






A swine with a face like a whine

Bought himself a hoe as valentine

But it slipped off her tongue

Ol’ sod was not too well hung

The swine turned into Frankenstein





An air-headed aunt from Delhi

Had a nose like a blob of jelly

She opted for a nose-job

But they gave her a door knob

Look look! She’s now on the telly!



© 2021 Dhara_Ditzy Kat


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You are really going orbital now! I was going to say the first one is best, but then I felt that way as I read each one! #1 -- I really marvel at all the narcissitic people who post selfie after selfie on FB . . . are they offering us art or ego farts? #2 -- only a sassy senorita makes fun of those with wimpy dicks . . . bravo to your bravery! #3 -- the nose job & door knob . . . just too witty for another ditty! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

2 Months Ago

Thanks Margie! The 2nd limerick was inspired by your Valentine's Day Limericks! I loved those and qu.. read more
Thank you dear Ditzy for making me laugh on a cold wet day under lockdown. Too miserable to consider working in the garden. You find me having a cuppa, sitting in front of the fire and enjoying your little limericks. The air headed aunt from Delhi, is top of my list. Have some treats fav Kat...........You have raised my spirits.


Chris

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Whoa! Thank you thank you dear Chris! Nothing better than some laughs to shake away the cold! I know.. read more
Chris

3 Months Ago

Thank you dear Ditzy and I have my own little tortoiseshell keeping me company. Cuddling up nicely. .. read more
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

You too my lovely friend....💕
These are bloody funny. You can be hilariously cruel kitty. But I love you always! Lol.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Thanks dear AJ. The love we share is mutual as are the gripes lol. Don't hick too hard tonight at th.. read more
I love these! Funny ... Funny

Nicely done

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Thank you Frankie :)
I bet you are lolololololololing quite loudly, Dhara! Your sense of naughtiness always shines forth from your limericks and these three are no different. Your sharp, witty lines are brilliant to read and always fun and made more enjoyable by your appropriate choice of pictures. Three very interesting characters created and lambasted with your fine wit! 💛

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Thanks my lovely friend. Being a bad cat I just let me natural naughty flow through. I will write y.. read more
You just know Ordovician should be running the country, tweeting all day, bombing unsuspecting countries by night. Then he meets your mad aunt from Delhi, who crime watch have put on the telly. This is a match made in hell, what could go wrong, pray tell. Ordovician's advisor, Frank Stein, a right b*****d you've ever seen. He realizes this airhead from Delhi could scupper his world domination, plugging himself into the mains forgetting to put on his wellies. This sent him into orbit screaming profanities, cursing the day that Delhi airhead entered his surgery. He laughed like f**k when he stuck on that knob, not realizing she owned the power station big Ace, that was sending him deeper and deeper into f*****g space.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Ordovician has turned out to be a mafia kingpin. He has put out a contract on the mad aunt from Del.. read more
Paul Bell

3 Months Ago

Whan an epitaph. I will send you through something half finished, well actually, that could be most .. read more

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