Coot Snoot

I know of a contrived old coot

A dagger up her gardening boot

Tiptoeing sweet and spry

Slaying poets on the sly

No talent but still such a snoot

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Dear Ditzy fav kat, you have sharpened your claws for this humorous little write. Put a smile on my face on a grey day so you have. Daggers in gardening boots? She could end up by hurting herself methinks. Stocking up on lovely treats for you. Some here for you to sample..........

Have a lovely day.

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Ooooh I love this review! Thanks dear friend Chris! Maybe, I should have been a cartoonist but I missed me vocation in life drawing exaggerated caricatures of people. But as it turns out, I've two left hands while drawing so I just use my little pen to be naughty. Haha. Thanks as always, for your precious treats and your cherished visits. You're wished a wonderful week ahead!

[Chris Shaw]

Are those cartoons your very own Ditzy? If so you are one talented kat. You know I do love your naughtiness. It reminds me of my own feline. She kisses me one minute and then goes into full attack mode in the next. Guess who comes out worse? Always me :))

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

My sketches are very rudimentary dear Chris. They hardly ever make it to my pages here :))
These are picked from the net.
Yes, kitties are like that. Naughty and scratchy yet with hearts full of love for you. I totally relate to your kitty :))))))))))))

[Chris Shaw]

Smiling back at you :)) You know I absolutely adore my cat even though she suffers from extremes in behaviour. You know when the postman delivers, wherever she is in the house, she hear's him and flys to the front door to receive the post as it drops on the floor. I am hoping to train her to sort the post out for the occupants :))

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Kitties are smart that way but they have to know what's in it for them lol. Perhaps, a treat will help her get trained.
The thing with those we love and thats both people and pets is that we just love them with their extremes and always hope to make the best of it. That's true love, isn't it my friend?
A very good morning to you and wishes for another happy, lovely day.

[AJNJ]

Ditzy you naughty Ms.Kat! I don't do any gardening and you know I am not a lady so stop taking potshots at me. I believe in non-violence!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Stop trying to make more out of it than it is you dolt. Love ya.