Dopey Aliens & Happy Dwarfs

Dopey Aliens & Happy Dwarfs

A Poem by Dhara_Ditzy Kat
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In Collaboration with my friend Paul Bell :)

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There’s a Cherokee Indian at the door.

What the hell is happening in this neighbourhood, last week it was the seven dwarfs, and who was the bloody spokesman, bloody Dopey.

Remember the good old days when it was just the Jehovah's who annoyed you.  Go out there and tell him I don't want to pow-wow.

It's a she, and she looks about nine months pregnant, explanation.

I’m going for one of those Dwarfs, and I’m laying bets that Dopey ain't as dopey as he makes out.

But Dopey is just 2 feet tall, and the week before it was the Yao people. Three of them!

You think Dopey is only 2 foot tall, but I actually think he’s condensed. 

And was it Dopey who got the Yao’s pregnant.

No, I’m thinking it was, Happy. Let's face it, you get 3 birds into bed, wouldn’t you be happy.

And before that... that  Eskimo! Is this a fetish??? Fess up.

He was selling double glazing, I mean, you couldn’t make it up.

The Cherokee Indian, was she selling double glazing?

She was selling something, but double glazing wasn’t one of them, and I have my ‘reservations’ about what else she was selling.

So, you’re the father.

I told you the fathers, well at least two of them, the other five I’m working on.

So why did she come to our door.

I think the 3 wise men sent her because we’re in a ‘stable ’relationship.

We’re in a stable relationship. Something tells me my divorce Lawyer won't be using those words.

Darling, I think your Grumpy cos you’re Sleepy, I’ll get the Doc to give you a sleeping tablet.

Get knotted you sleazy b*****d.

Darling, could you do me a favour and make me a Sneezy b*****d. Is that the doorbell ringing.

I’m going to answer the door, and I tell you now, if it’s an Alien woman telling me she’s having a green baby, you are dead.

Hope to hell it’s the Jehovah’s.

There’s a Dwarf at the door, he didn’t give his name.

That’s okay darling I know who he is.  

© 2021 Dhara_Ditzy Kat


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And that shy, coy character at the door is none other than.......BASHFUL! By the look on his face he most definitely is the father! I think I have found the culprit! Being used to all kinds of weirdoes knocking at my door, I can certainly relate to this and your premise is not too far from reality. I have had the Jehovah's and even a transvestite asking for directions once, so your eclectic group of visitors is just par for the course. A witty collab, my friends. It took me a bit of thinking in the end! I enjoyed it. 🌹

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

Thanks for finding him for all of us, our special Viktoria! We can now safely vasectomize him ahahah.. read more



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How could you two write so much fun together? It's fun, frolic and witty. Thanks for a good laugh:).... You are unique

Posted 1 Month Ago


I don't often remember who is collaborating with whom at the cafe, but I do remember reading a collab between you two, a different one, posted on Paul's collection. For that poem & this one, I can think of no two poets at the cafe more ideally suited to collab! You two are so frothy & frisky & irreverent & imaginative. I'm envious as hell at the way you two are sparking off each other in this poem! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

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Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

Whoa! My turn to jet off into space with this massively propelling and encouraging review (Paul is a.. read more
In literature we say humor is the toughest to write. Everything matters, like the pace, timing, word choice and so much more. The humor here is spank on and quite high quality. So I must compliment you on achieving the right effect. I know that's hard work. You deserve a big round of applause. Thanks.

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

Thank you Sabrina. Nice to see you.
This is the first thing I read this morning, rolled over half asleep and read this. I love a good work where I come away saying "what the f*** did I just read?". Good job.

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

Thanks a bunch, dear Ulmus! I relate!
I love it when things hit me like a ton of s**t and it.. read more
Very amusing offering, this one, very imaginative. I feel blessed now. The worst I've had were two Mormons and a Democrat.

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

Wow! That's great luck John! I hope your good run continues! Thanks for laughing with us today! :))
If I had to pick a dwarf that most resembles me it would probably be dopey cause I have the attention span of a squirrel and my head is always in the clouds:/ at least your aliens knock on the door overhear they just climb in from the roof

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

Hahahaha! Send Maurice to grab them and then you can put them in his soup! I'm Dopey too sometimes! .. read more
oh, and it was an extremely fun read!

Posted 1 Month Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

Many happy Thank Yous and Meows for the equally fun review!
I really resent this poem, Dhara and Paul,
Dopey is my cousin, and HE is a Jehovah Witness with an advantage.
When he knocks on doors, people looking through the peephole can't see him because
he is so short, so curiosity makes them open the door.
I don't have to worry about them knocking on my door, I am too sleepy to get up and answer it.

j.

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

We will send Dopey some good, high quality Dope to pacify him and bring him back to good humour dear.. read more
I always knew the seven Dwarfs were a dodgy bunch.
Mind you, they are all a bit dodgy, and not even a princess in sight.
If I had a bet on who was the father, Bashful wouldn't have been one of them. Let that be a lesson to everyone out there. I thinks we done well.



Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

WHOA! A big thumping thanks Paul! Backslaps and happy foot taps!
'Bashed' is more like it HA.. read more
Dear Ditzy kat, you have made me laugh this morning with this very funny saga. You and Paul have worked really well together on this piece. You do humour together so well. Compliment each other wonderfully. Love the characters knocking on the door. We still get Jehovah witnesses, but thankfully lockdown has put paid to that. Probably the only plus side of covid. I always new there was something strange about those seven dwarfs. Loving the humour here.

Chris

oops, treats for you..........

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

Chuckling away here dear Chris! Yes that silver lining to the Covidy Clouds! Jehovahs vanished! :)).. read more
Christine Anne Shaw

1 Month Ago

Always welcome fav Kat :)
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1 Month Ago

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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