Indian thug life 👓A Story by AmadaDad : Hey Rahul, here, talk to this distant relative whom you've always hated in life. He wants to talk. Passes over the phone. Me : No, I don't want to. Dad : When will you ever be mature? We need relatives on this planet. Who will be by your side? Me : I'm sure whoever is on the phone won't. Dad : Don't you dare talk to me like that. Here, speak to uncle. Me : but… Dad : Death stare. Me : Gives up. Uncle : Hai beta. How are you? What are you doing ? Studying still ? Working ? Where ? What's the salary ? When will you come here ? When will you jump jobs ? 500 questions follow. Me : I'm fine uncle. How's your daughter? Uncle : She's fine Rahul. What is your next life plan? Me : When is she graduating? Uncle : This year. She's planning to go for higher studies. Me : Oh. When is she coming to Chennai? Uncle : Umm.. I don't know. Why ? Me : Nothing. I just wanted to hang out with her. It's been ages. Uncle : I don't think I'll come. Me : Not you uncle, just her. Dad to Mom : What the hell is he talking ? Why is he bothered about her ? Me : Hello ? Isn't it audible ? Uncle, I'll be waiting to.... *Phone snatched* Dad : That's it young man. Better not talk like that. Me : But dad, I'm concerned about her well-being. Dad : You don't have to talk about anybody's well-being. Me : but…we need relatives. Dad : Shut up. Me : Evil smile. Dark BGM. Walks away. I wonder why dad doesn't ask me to talk to his relatives these days. I'm a sweet person. Really. *No prize for guessing who got thrashed next* Ta da da da da.... © 2018 AmadaAuthor's Note
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6 Reviews Added on December 20, 2018 Last Updated on December 20, 2018 Tags: Indian thug life, Indian parents, distant relative. AuthorAmadaIndiaAboutAbout me? The lonely guy you just ignored because of his weird antics (talking to himself, poker face, cuddling stray animals, insure body language, smiling without any reason, blank stare, scanning.. more..Writing
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