Smart and stupid

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Sometimes you're stupid and other times you're smart.

You stole the Mona Lisa which is a beautiful work of art.

It was pure genius how you stole the Mona Lisa.

But it was stupid when you traded it for a pizza.

You stole the statue of David but you broke off its penis while taking it out the door.

It was worth millions but it's not worth that anymore.

You stole a Picasso but you traded it for some magic beans.

When they didn't grow a beanstalk, your language became obscene.

If you were smart all of the time, you would be a billionaire.

But now you're living off of the tax payers' money because you're on welfare.

Being able to steal brilliant works of art is smart but it's also putrid.

You broke the world's records for being both smart and stupid.