Git

Git

A Poem by Randy Johnson
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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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My son doesn't say get, he says git.

His teacher paddled him after having a fit.

His teacher said that he'll learn proper english or pay the price.

I took care of that sorry b*****d who isn't very nice.

I threatened to whoop him over the phone and he said that I wouldn't say that if we were face to face.

I went to the school and now he has broken arms, broken ribs and a neck brace.

I whooped him so hard that he decided to quit.

He'll never paddle another child for saying git.

© 2013 Randy Johnson


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Added on November 3, 2013
Last Updated on November 3, 2013
Tags: Comedy, Funny

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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