The Flying Nun Flies No More

The Flying Nun Flies No More

A Poem by Randy Johnson
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THIS POEM IS A PARODY OF THE TV SHOW.

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Last week was the Flying Nun's last flight.

Last week she flew to an amazing height.

She flew into outer space and collided with the Sun.

It was the worst case of sunburn, she was well done.

She only weighed 90 pounds and she could fly because she was so thin.

But when we look up in the sky, we wont see Sister Bertrille ever again.

If she had survived, she would've screamed "Ouch!" because she would've been so sore.

The Flying Nun flew but she flies no more.

 

© 2014 Randy Johnson


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Added on October 5, 2014
Last Updated on October 5, 2014
Tags: Comedy, Flying, Funny, Humor, Nun

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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