Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem

INSPIRED BY THE HIT CARTOON THAT WAS CREATED BY MIKE JUDGE.

When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.

My friend's name is Butt-Head and my name is Beavis.

I thought that I was pregnant even though I'm a boy.

Because Butt-Head and I are stupid, people get annoyed.

I become the Great Cornholio when I eat too much sugar.

I'm actually a mental case who eats his own boogers.

When Butt-Head and I meet chicks, we're sure to sexually harass.

And if you have a teenage daughter, you'll end up kicking my a*s.

If you meet us face to face, we're sure to cause great anxiety.

We are both juvenile delinquents who are threats to society.

Don't come near us or you'll get so mad that you'll cuss.

You will be happy and better off if you stay away from us.