The Sausage

The Sausage

A Poem by Randy Johnson

I tied a sausage to my leg and for a short time my ex-girlfriend was fooled.
But she dumped me flat on my a*s when she learned her leg was being pulled.
Because she didn't like the deception,
I didn't receive a friendly reception.
She thought that I was well-endowed, that is what she believed.
When she learned the truth, a broken nose was what I received.
She also crammed a lit pack of firecrackers up my a*s and it sure did make me jump.
Now it hurts like hell every time I take a dump.
She dumped me even though I decided to get down on my knees and beg.
If you're a man and if you want a girlfriend, don't tie a sausage to your leg.

© 2020 Randy Johnson


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Added on September 21, 2020
Last Updated on September 21, 2020
Tags: Comedy, Deception, Fiction, Funny

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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