The SausageA Poem by Randy JohnsonI tied a sausage to my leg and for a short time my ex-girlfriend was fooled. But she dumped me flat on my a*s when she learned her leg was being pulled. Because she didn't like the deception, I didn't receive a friendly reception. She thought that I was well-endowed, that is what she believed. When she learned the truth, a broken nose was what I received. She also crammed a lit pack of firecrackers up my a*s and it sure did make me jump. Now it hurts like hell every time I take a dump. She dumped me even though I decided to get down on my knees and beg. If you're a man and if you want a girlfriend, don't tie a sausage to your leg.
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StatsAuthorRandy JohnsonTNAboutI was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..Writing
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