No Way.

No Way.

A Story by Denise Deas

A Short, probably crappily written, little thing i made up in Chemistry. I was rather bored. Probably inspired by The Shining.



There is no possible way i'm stark, raving, barking mad. HAHAHAWHAT?

Who told you that? How could they have told you that? I think they fell off of a balcony and impaled themselves on a black beach unbrella. Odd that. what? No how could it have been me? I'm standing right here. DUH. But you shouldn't listen to me. I'm certifiably insane! Not mad though, never said anything about madness....Hey, you wanna see my axe? Yeah here. Don't be scared it doensn't bite. Yeah, yeah, like a baseball bat not...softball or something. That wouldn't do anything.  NoNoNO. Like this! Gimme. See?


Oops. are you alright? Huh? You ok? ...Fine don't say anything. See if i help you at all.




Alexandra McGregus was found in her hotel room on August 28 at about 1:40 A.M by here best frend Jessica Gregor. She was murdered buy escaped mental patient Carol Pointimin.


"˙ʎoq ןןnd ɐ ʞ�"ɐɾ sǝʞɐɯ ʎɐןd on dnɐ ʞɹoʍ ןןɐ"

© 2010 Denise Deas

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Added on June 9, 2010
Last Updated on June 9, 2010


Denise Deas
Denise Deas


Wotcher. Call me whatever as long as it's respectful. I love writing and when an idea comes to me i just go with it. I don't edit much. If you read something of mine, please review it. Even if you.. more..

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