Dorito Rap Song

A Poem by Rebi Valeska

A funny wacky rap song about doritos yo (© Dominic Seers & Rebi Valeska)

Doritos is
what don't eat those ain't
when yo fillin' up
on ya food so quain't

And ya eatin' all
those nacho chips
and yo gettin' down
wit dose nacho dips (yeah-yeah)

Doritos is
the way of the world
they make ya shine
try not to hurl (oh oh)

If ya eat to many
ya get the bendy
the bendy in ya gut
and that ain't so hot (ow ow)

Doritos was
The food a the gods
it fed the fire
that led up higher

Doritos were
the way of the world
they make ya shine
they get ya girls (Uh uh)

Doritos is
all up in this
with yer bag a chips
and yer bottle a fizz

Doritos ain't
no down and out
They taste real good
there ain't no doubt (NO)