Union

Union

A Poem by Rita L. Sev
"

Limerick

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The dish ran off with the spoon

I think it was Wednesday at noon

Then the dull butter knife

Took a fork for his wife ~

A drawer full of doons and knorks soon

© 2013 Rita L. Sev


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Rita L. Sev
Someone needs to get me away from this computer... ;P

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:0 so that's were all my spoons go!! i suppose with all those offspring Chinese take out would be the staple ...
E.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

7 Years Ago

Lol! Who would the chopsticks run off with, I wonder... ;)
Bahahaha, this is amazeballs! xD I loved it, it's really, really funny. Totally made me laugh! Absolute classic!

~ Noodle.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

:) Thank you, Noodle - I love giving a laugh!
Ha ha ha ha! I'm having the best time sitting on my back deck drinking beer and reading your poems!

Posted 8 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

:) Glad to be giving some smiles! Thanks!
This has just put a smile on my face. All I can imagine now are knives and forks in wedding clothes walking down the isle, but then with a spatula as the priest.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

Ha! That's great! Thank you for reading, and returning the smile! :)
Now that's some whacked silverware

Posted 8 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

Indeed! :) Thanks, Mark!
Ha ! What a cute Limerick ! Thanks for sharing this one, it made me smile. :^)

Dennis

Posted 8 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

Thank you! :)
well you did fine..AND you get more reviews than I do.....What's the secret?

Posted 8 Years Ago


Dr. Wood ?

8 Years Ago

Ah......I shall have to get some friends
Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

Patient ones... ;) Ha!
Dr. Wood ?

8 Years Ago

Yes..and a little BLIND.....Cant take any chances
Nice limerick. We don't have enough of them.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

Thank you. I am working on a few.
Fun fun fun! Even the font you used adds to the amusement.
I hope they all live happily ever after. :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

Thank you, Kwiksie! :)
Oh man, I'm never going to eat with a utensil that has a hard water stain on it again.

I always love your silly stuff - especially the doons and knorks here. I feel like Knork is an alien outside of its sci-fi novel - but I am aware they're a real thing akin to the spork.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

8 Years Ago

Thank you, John - I am glad you appreciate my quirky sense of humor! Yes, I had no trouble finding .. read more

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Added on June 24, 2013
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Philadelphia, PA



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