Turkey for Dinner

an ironic limerick

A turkey who came to my door

thought I would eat him for sure

“Don’t worry,” I said,

“I’m an utter veg-head.”

So now feeding him is my chore.

Author's Note

I don't get out much...

Reviews

[Caradoc]

All these poems about turkey and lunch. Are you trying to make your readers hungry? lol

Lucky he found you though. If it had been me I would have gobbled him up and used the leftovers for tamales. Damn...now I want tamales.

Look at you!

Thanks for the entertaining write.

-Caradoc

[Rita L. Sev]

Turkey tamales? Sounds like something my husband would love, actually... I seem to write quite a lot about food... Thanks for the read and feedback!

[Caradoc]

You're very welcome.

Trust me, they're really good. :)

[MsJewel]

An adorable poem! Thank you for the smile!
:) Julie

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you, Julie! :)

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Smilesssssssssssssss :) I laugh yet smile who is the turkey that came to the door?

[Rita L. Sev]

I have some friends who are real "turkeys" - feeding them would be QUITE a chore! ;)

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Lol ok ha ha!

[Baby Ricochet]

You need a tazer and some BBQ sauce

[Rita L. Sev]

Ahhh! You stay away from my turkey friend! :) LOL!

[s y e]

Hahahahaha, loved it Rita! Classic!

[Rita L. Sev]

Thanks, Noodle - I should send him over your way - turkeys are not safe in the States this time of year!

[s y e]

Haha, I will take him in! LOL

[Marie]

Nick limerick Rita...he'll probably tell his friends...

[Rita L. Sev]

And I'll have to feed a whole bunch of turkeys... :)

[Lydia Shutter]

What an adorable limerick this is, Rita. Smiling here. Lydi**

[Rita L. Sev]

Always happy to give a smile! Thanks, Lydi!

[Cassie]

if i were you i would have already eaten him. Very lovely write

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! Thanks, Cassie - glad I'm not a turkey at your house! ;)

[Jack...]

Make sure he doesn't get too stuffed....very fun Rita.

[Rita L. Sev]

*groan* ;) Thanks, Jack!

[Dr. Wood ?]

Lucky Turkey, I say.....what with thanksgiving and xmas.....I will have to post MY turkey poem again....This tells it like it is Rita, I know many Vegetarians and the thing I have noticed about all of them is their sense of humour

[Rita L. Sev]

Yes, it's a little-known fact that vegetables provide plenty of Vitamin Funny... ;)

[Dr. Wood ?]

Better ditch the sausages tonight then EH?