Christmas Outside

A humorous Christmas poem for those who need a good laugh for the holidays

It was one day 'till Christmas,
And the children were crazy.
Their poor parents though,
Were feeling quite lazy.

They'd defeated the crowds,
At a small shopping place.
They'd finally won,
The deadly Christmas race.

Now they chased their kids,
Back into their beds,
And set up colorful presents,
The greens, blues, and reds.

They looked around,
Just one last time.
As the clock hit twelve,
They heard their last chime.

On their way to their room,
It was a long way there,
So they fell fast asleep,
Right on the chair.

Now who would've guessed,
The dog would be awake.
A reckless hound,
Who's plans weren't so great.

That big old Christmas tree,
Was smelling pretty good.
He had to mark his territory,
Yes, on the tree, he would.

When the parents woke up,
All proud of their house,
They let out a scream,
When they saw the tree'd been doused.

They went on with Christmas,
And cast the tree aside.
But the dog did not,
He spent Christmas outside.

Reviews

[PurpleQuartz]

Hahaha that was a fun poem! And with an excellent flow too!!

[Emmy]

Thank you so much! It was so fun to write! I started out making it about the spirit of Christmas then just randomly wrote that:p and after I sat there cracking up

[LittleArizona]

Loved this so much it was so entertaining!!!!

[Emmy]

Haha thanks!!

[LittleArizona]

Your very welcome my friend

[Cryingkate]

We wish you a very pissmis '
We wish you a very pissmiss
We wish you a very pissmiss
And a Dryer new Year

[Emmy]

Haha nice;) XD

[Cryingkate]

I just had to say it !

[Lover Of Words]

Hahaha quite the funny write thanks for sharing :)

[Emmy]

Haha thanks for reading!:p

[Cryingkate]

OMG ! HYSTERICAL...... LMBO OH Emmy, No wonder this won the contest. I gotta tell you this was the best Christmas Poem.

Thank you so much....I bet this really happened? I bet it did.

[Emmy]

Haha yeah but of course, it was Christmas, who can help but let the poor pup in:p

[Cryingkate]

Yes.... And Remember to remind your parents that this year the Dog decorated the tree.

[Cryingkate]

Hey.. at least he knew to water it. LOL get that dog a fireman's helmet

[Emmy]

Good point! And might I say he did a very good job:p

[Cryingkate]

HAAAAA WAY TO FUNNY !

[Riya Rashmi]

Haha this is very funny. I feel sorry for the poor dog, though. I hope he made up for this transgression with something else :P

[Emmy]

Haha no worries he got plenty of attention still! It's Christmas after all!

[Tom]

An deary me... I hope the poor old silly mute still got a bit of turkey to eat on Christmas day !

A witty festive poem, so well written, top write Emmy and one of my favourite Christmas poems I've read so far!

[Emmy]

Haha thank you! And oh course! Who could say no to a puppy face?