The Trashman

Urban legend, or Mr. Big Thinks loosed?

THE TRASHMAN

Up with the sun, his mind razor-keen,

he hikes up his trousers and starts his machine.

Though barrels of funk feed their reek to the dawn,

he pays them no heed; the trashman rolls on.

Up alleys, down thruways, past storefronts and stands,

he guides his behemoth with rock-steady hands.

Though big rigs and small fry speed hither and yon,

he sticks to his creed; the trashman rolls on.

Down Thug to Impostor, past each stinking bin,

he makes for the junkies and merchants of sin.

Though winos raise eyelids, though punks point and grin,

he straightens his shoulders and thrusts forth his chin.

Dickheads and derelicts lurch from their sties.

Pimps and their harlots flash Jacksons and strut.

“Hey, you in the truck,” a pickpocket cries,

“What are you, buddy, some kinda nut?”

With hands on the levers, and brightly lit eyes,

The big driver leans out and coolly replies:

“No, sir. I’m the trashman.”

And down comes the fork, and up goes the muck.

The gears maul the lowlifes, the fork rocks the truck.

Though hollers and screams shake his steel mastodon,

he longs to proceed; the trashman rolls on.

The truck passes perverts, creeps churned in its bile,

up Felon to Pusher, down Vicious to Vile,

where block upon block, where mile upon mile,

the hookers regale him with smile upon smile.

Near-naked floozies exhibit their wares.

But this man just glares while they trumpet in pique.

“Hey, you in the truck,” a drunk strumpet cries,

“What are you, mister, some kinda freak?”

His hands on the levers, with brightly lit eyes,

the big driver leans out and gently replies:

“No, ma’am. I’m the trashman.”

And down comes the fork, and up goes the slime.

The gears maul the contents to streetwalker chyme.

Though hollers and screams are distressing and drawn,

his heart fails to bleed; the trashman rolls on.

Pining for virtue, he clatters along,

up Bully to Bigot, down Trollop to Spawn,

past Conman and Cutthroat to Thirteenth and Greed.

He steadies, caresses, and readies his steed.

Virtue, indeed.

The trashman rolls on.

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Author's Note

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