My Name Is Derpy: A Derpy Hooves poemA Poem by Ruby Pokedex
My Name Is Derpy: A Derpy Hooves poem
Derpy, Derpy. My name is Derpy. I'm the crossed eye mare. I am the crossed eye mare who always has muffins in her stare. Derpy, Derpy. They call me derpy. Or Ditsy Doo. They always pair me with a crossover doctor who! Derpy, Derpy. I'm not that derpy. I just have my cute stare. Muffins are my passion. I'd eat them anywhere! Derpy, Derpy. Call me derpy. You already know my name. I do know about my fame. A cross-eyed mare you have to find. Within every episode. Derpy, Derpy. The one and only Derpy. My eyes are crossed they make me cute as can be. Or, maybe even funny. Why should I care? Derpy, Derpy. You know me! Derpy! A Crossed eyed mare Who loves muffins! Need I say more? Derpy, Derpy. My name is Derpy. I'm the crossed eye mare. I am the crossed eye mare who always has muffins in her stare. © 2015 Ruby PokedexAuthor's Note
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1 Review Added on January 22, 2015 Last Updated on February 19, 2015 Author
Ruby PokedexWu Kai Sha, Hong Kong New Territory, Hong KongAboutAHAHAHA OH GOD. WHAT IS UP GAMERS. I decided to look back on some old writing accounts and oh my GOD. I'm shaking and crying. This is the epitome of my 13 year old stupidity. Shaking. and. crying. .. more..Writing
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