You Know How It Goes

You Know How It Goes

A Poem by Sara

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You Know How It Goes


Blinking cursor mocks.

Laptop now overheating.

Fizzled, we combust.




F**k it all to hell.

Stabbing neck with pen sounds good.

Blood on lined paper.




Pages are lifeless.

Character zombies eat me.

My brains are yummy.

© 2010 Sara

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Yeah I do... well some of it anyway... the cursor laughing at you as you sit there like some wordless mook, puter overheating for the third time today, ready to give it some air, out the window... the neck stabbing part? Hmm, maybe not so much lol. Pages are lifeless, Character zombes eat me lol! Brains aren't bad... simmered then sauted, served with fava beans and a nice Chianti... ha.

Hilarous Sara, loved it!
Antonio xx

Posted 9 Years Ago

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HAHAHAHA! These are the most comical haikus I've ever read. Truly delightful, especially the humorous twist on the grotesque gore of blood and zombies. Absolutely brilliant. My favorite was "we combust". Well done!

Posted 9 Years Ago

Very nice haikus! I like each of them in a different way. They each have a lot of character and show your humorous side. :)

Posted 9 Years Ago

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ha, nice, a moment of frustration turned into art..dig it.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Bwahahaha...lovely dash of deadly humour!

All this talk of blood and zombies, reminds me I should get back to listening to Cannibal Corpse!

Posted 9 Years Ago

Wonderful! Those are great. So fitting for how my day has gone. Glad I came across them. I love 'em.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Had to come back and read this. Every time I read it. I laugh, and I smile.

Posted 9 Years Ago

My goodness, this is powerful and so well expressed.
I like this write. So much feeling in this. Very well written.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Hehe! Again, your remarkable wit shows here, Sara! This time it has taken the form of haikus! "Fizzled, we combust" and "My brains are yummy" are hilariously intelligent expressions. Thoroughly loved it!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Yep, know that feeling!


Posted 9 Years Ago

Wow. This was crazy good!

Posted 9 Years Ago

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Added on May 25, 2010
Last Updated on May 25, 2010



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