Backside

An old one from years ago. So i changed the title. For my friend Woody to show him my goofy side. :))

Always in the back,
Two cheeks and a crack.
Oh! What about the hole?
A Star with a significant role!
The elite call it bottom.
Everybody’s got ‘em.
Some are soft and squishy,
Even smelling fishy.
There are some so hard and firm,
Just a look could make you squirm.
Is it sirloin or steak?
Please tell me for my own sake!
After a bottle of rum,
I like to spank a bum.
Some are pancake flat,
Imagine sitting on that!
The best I love are big and round,
When walking ‘badonkadonk’ they sound.
In slang they call it a*s,
If offended just pass some gas.
Never knew ‘booty’ could be de‘licious’,
Or an ‘end’ could be auspicious.
They urge you to grab and pinch,
Though in protest, they don’t move an inch!
Some cover it up when shy
Saddened I shout, “Butt why?!!!!!!!!!”
They are just simply Great,
When they are doing the Shimmy shake.
You won’t call them ‘junk in the trunk’
When you see them move to Funk.
Come take a seat,
On that cushiony meat
And forgive me for being so blunt -
But I really wish they were in Front!

What a Bummer!

Reviews

[Coyote Poetry]

I enjoyed the poem.
"After a bottle of rum,
I like to spank a bum.
Some are pancake flat,
Imagine sitting on that! "
The back-side does need more poetry. A woman who can walk and move her bum with skill. Can steal a man heart and soul. Thank you for sharing the fun poetry to be read.
Coyote

[Scrap]

Thank you for enjoying it.

[SuspectGray]

I smiled all the way through ( : O ). Not a trivial accomplishment.

[Scrap]

Thank you. Its nice to have brought a smile to ur face. :)

[Insight "MH"]

This is well-crafted "entertaining and creative".

[Scrap]

Thank you. :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

we just lost the founder of Earth Wind and Fire...

i could imagine them doing this poem as a song...great funk---the cushion of the melody...

sitting on a song---comments as we pass by---the fun of the bun.

very cleverly put together...a real smile.

j.

[Scrap]

Thank you. And that is a big compliment. I didn't hear the news...love Earth, Wind and Fire.

X

[andrew mitchell]

A lovely fun write. Some bums just look so damn cute! Bet you had fun writing this piece!

[Woody]

hahaha I didn't know this side of you. very funny indeed, Scrappy girl :) and thanks for the mention. you know this is my kind of writing. so more of this please.

[Scrap]

Hee hee ;P