Dating show

Dating show

A Story by kyle aka-Osiris

Bachlorette: Bachelors, What do you like to do for fun?

Bachelor #1: I like to just stand at the corner of the street and talk to people.

Bachelor #2: I just sit around and chill.

Bachelor #3: take long walks in the park…

Bachlorette: Bachelors, how did your last relationship end?

Bachelor #1: she didn’t like my job.

Bachelor #2: we just weren’t feeling it.

Bachelor #3:…No Comment

Bachlorette: Bachelors, Love or money?

Bachelor #1: Money, you can always buy a girl

Bachelor #2: love, it don’t cost a thing

Bachelor #3: Love

Bachlorette: Who relies on you most in life?

Bachelor #1: My customers

Bachelor #2: My mom

Bachelor #3: My Sister

Bachlorette: What is your favorite Veggie?

Bachelor #1: Umm…Don’t think you can call it a Veggie…

Bachelor #2: Carrot?

Bachelor #3: Broccoli

Bachlorette: What time do you usually go to bed?

Bachelor #1: Around 3:45 AM when my last customer comes

Bachelor #2: 11 PM right after George Lopez

Bachelor #3:  10PM I need my sleep…

© 2008 kyle aka-Osiris


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