Muse Wanted

Muse Wanted

A Story by Alicia™















Due to complications regarding her long-term muse, the author who runs this blog is currently seeking a “replacement muse” for future writes in the poetic form. She is looking for someone (or something) that can provide inspiration for extended periods of time. As all other jobs " for this is, indeed, a very serious occupation " a criterion must be met for prospective muses to be considered. Please keep in mind that the author is very critical when it comes to subjects of such manner. Below is a list of absolutely vital requirements, as well as several specific preferences.

Criteria*:-

o General:
     •   Has to be long-term
     •   Must be able to start ASAP
     •   Cannot be emotionally straining on author to the extent that he/she/it causes the block
     •   Must be accessible on a regular (if possible, daily) basis
     •   Stability would be a viable asset

o If human*:
     •     Must be someone that the author knows (or will know)
     •         Cannot be flawless
     •   Cannot, under any circumstances, know that he or she is a muse

If you still think that you are up to the challenge, do submit your application.

*Subject to change.
*Does not have to be human, however, objects such as rocks, etc, are not permitted.

© 2011 Alicia™


Author's Note

Alicia™
This was originally posted on my blog (http://www.alicialoh.com/2010/11/muse-wanted.html), hence the "author who runs this blog…"

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How are people going to know if they get the job-- wouldn't that automatically render them unable to fulfill the criteria. What with the last requirement and all?
Heh, tell me if you find you're muse!

Posted 8 Years Ago


Cool.......

Posted 8 Years Ago


This is very clever, artsy humor. "Cannot be flawless" THANK YOU. I once promised someone I would never write them in a negative light. Well....that means I can't write them at all. I enjoyed reading it!

Posted 8 Years Ago


Very clever. Haha well written =]

Posted 8 Years Ago


This is cute

Posted 9 Years Ago


Haha this is hilarious and adorable!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Um, where do you sign up...Lol, this is clever. A job posting for a muse.

Oh, am I the first to comment??? So cool...like that means I got the job right? :) I might be jumping the gun here...what's the pay...benefits?


Posted 9 Years Ago



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Added on November 10, 2010
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