Writer's Block

A funny poem about a writer's block

I pity your attempts at getting rid of me
Do you really think I will set you free?
Feeble trials make me laugh out loud
I'll stick around so, you won't be proud

So, you have a deadline to meet?
Well... tough s**t, in your life, I seat
You try to burn you head to win
Like a bird captive in a wolf's den

I could sit here for many years
Nope, I won't even listen to your tears
You plead and plead and plead like a b***h
Your mind is mine in the darkest ditch

Oops! You're deadline is all over
You got nothing to see or offer
And... what the hell? You're sleeping with the boss' daughter?
And... you still have a job? Um... well... s**t!

Um... I honestly haven't seen that coming
Did you, Reader?

Author's Note

This is another silly poem for the sake of being bored and random and enjoy! :p

Reviews

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wonderful, like the ending it's quite cute

[Sukriti Suki]

The end is fantastic!! Wonderful....I felt the rhyme a bit overpowering in the 1st and 2nd stanza but the ending is simply wonderful.