Personal Descriptive Essay Assignment

There was a time in my life when I had an assignment where I was supposed to write about an experience in my life. This is that assignment that you are currently reading.

When I got this assignment, I decided that I wasn't going to write about one of my memorable experiences, because you are my teacher and nothing about my life concerns you except for grading my papers(like this one!). I realize this is a bit paradoxical, deciding to not write about a life experience of mine, yet that is exactly what I'm doing by writing this story/explanation of me not writing about a life experience of mine.

I think writing this all into a story type thing meets the criteria for this assignment(i.e. "Write a three-paragraph response about a memorable event in your life."). My initial idea was to write one sentence saying: "No, my life experiences are none of your concern", but I think writing this "three-paragraph response" will at least give me a chance of getting a grade other than 0, while still sounding like a smartass. Now it's the end of my "story", so I'm going to stop writing.

Author's Note

Thing I wrote for my English class.

Reviews

[Jamie Cook]

So, Brony....what was your grade?
You're my hero right now. Ohmygawd. This was awesome sauce, what did they teacher say? Tumi! Tumi! Tumi!!! Aren't you just the teacher's favorite little apple of the bunch?

[Akira Kodama]

I got a zero haha.

[Jamie Cook]

XD awesomeness!

[Damien Davison]

That's funny, ha! Thanks for sharing.