There is no subject on the earth

A hurriedly written poem...

There is no subject on the earth
Which I can master since birth

Starting with English
The words are too minglish

Why can 'it' be a preposition?
Instead of being a pronoun with a neutral position

I can't understand why Julius Caesar was killed
By a friend with jealously filled

Then comes maths, which I know not
With mensuration I always fought

Isn't Switzerland famous for plates?
Ohh, wait I forgot it was chocolates

That's my problem with Geography
I don't seem to remember any of the philosophy

History was always the boring kind
About ancient people we have to find

Doesn't matter exist in 5 states?
I thought that was what Chemistry states

Newton thought apples fell because of gravity
I wonder what makes cherries fall
Isn't Physics about that all

Last of all, Biology is the subject I love
But the drawings are way too tough

So now I think you got to know
There is no subject on the earth
Which I can master since birth

Author's Note

Hope you all like it..I wrote this in a jiffy...please feel free to criticize..

Reviews

[Mk.t.g]

This is so entertaining, Sofia! Loved you poem and other works!

[Coyote Poetry]

Very nice flow of thoughts. You made me smile. Thank you Sofia for sharing the entertaining poetry.
Coyote

[Sofia]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you gave it a read. Thanks once again for your visit :)

[Coyote Poetry]

I did and you are welcome.

[Rahul]

Quite an interesting as well as very wonderful poetry you've come up with. Fun is all what i find in your words. When i was of your age, me too used to hate subjects especially this "sucker" maths. And guess what? -- to date, it's still sucking outta my nerves yaar. Haha!

History's been weird to me since i never knew anything 'bout who killed whom and why. Lol

English wasn't my thing neither have i been fond of grammar at all, but again, sometimes, you never know what life has conspired in it to show you. Me myself ain't ev'n know how and when i got involved into this.. writing-thing, may be, it's when... i got my first laptop (that the only one i still have right now).

Ah.. i guess, it's not that bad to read teen's poetry. It's captivating. Always remind me of my old days. I used to very teeny myself, but ah... time and age both had me sinned.

Anyways... enjoy your day. Keep writing.. and smiling. I'd be looking forward to reading your stuffs.

It's really good to get connected, though. Thanks for connecting, i must say!

[Rahul]

Quite an interesting as well as very wonderful poetry you've come up with. Fun is all what i find in your words. When i was of your age, me too used to hate subjects especially this "sucker" maths. And guess what? -- to date, it's still sucking outta my nerves yaar. Haha!

History's been weird to me since i never knew anything 'bout who killed whom and why. Lol

English wasn't my thing neither have i been fond of grammar at all, but again, sometimes, you never know what life has conspired in it to show you. Me myself ain't ev'n know how and when i got involved into this.. writing-thing, may be, it's when... i got my first laptop (that the only one i still have right now).

Ah.. i guess, it's not that bad to read teen's poetry. It's captivating. Always remind me of my old days. I used to very teeny myself, but ah... time and age both had me sinned.

Anyways... enjoy your day. Keep writing.. and smiling. I'd be looking forward to reading your stuffs.

It's really good to get connected, though. Thanks for connecting, i must say!

[Sofia]

That's exactly my way..I always say "keep writing and smiling" too..it's feel real good...I hate maths till this day but the hatred has gradually decreased.. I'm enjoying maths a bit all thanks to my maths teacher...she makes us gain interest in the subject..the other day she said - "numerical aur literal Bhai- Bhai" it was kinda amusing to see her talk in Hindi...even I'm not that good in English...the subject which I can master (according to my latest result) is computer...but nevertheless that doesn't stop me from loving biology...yeah it's good connecting :) thank you for reading and reviewing :)

[Anjali]

Wonderful! I loved this poem so much!! I can relate, I feel you. But, you know, if writing poems and stories was a subject, I bet you will have a big PhD for it. Amazing, relatable and such a funny write. Keep writing!

[Sofia]

Thank you so so so much!! I can't just express how happy I am..glad you could relate..also, thanks for the PhD...haha😂😂. I'll write another poem asap..

[Anjali]

Oh.. now I seriously can't wait!

[Sofia]

Omg!! Just for u Anjali Di.. I'll try my best to write something as soon as my tests are over... I'm so delighted..☺

[Anjali]

Aww.. you're really very sweet!

[Sofia]

Thank you :) even you're no less☺

[Mr.Writer]

A fast paced, humorous poem Sofia!!
Haha, well done! :D
Keep it up!

[Sofia]

Thank you very much! I'm glad you gave it a read😊

[Mr.Writer]

No problem :)

[Sonakshi Arora]

This is so funny 😂😂😂
Keep it up!

[Sofia]

Thank you so much Sonakshi Di...glad to see you after such a long time :)

[Sonakshi Arora]

Yep :D
Effects of Senior Secondary 😂😂

[Sofia]

Ohh! It's kinda exam season too in my school :)

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Such a clever and humorous poetic satire! I love how you analyzed and deftly challenged each subject. Lovely wordage, good flow and rhyme. Very effective repetition of first verse at the end. You prove to us that you can indeed master all your subjects! Excellent work Sofia, especially for someone so young!

[Sofia]

Omg! Thank you so much! I'm really so happy seeing your wonderful review..Seeing your encouragement, I'll to write more humourous poems :)

[emipoemi]

This is a fun piece of absurdity, reminiscent of the hilarities of learning. You have so many jokes here that could be better structured for the rhythm and/or musicality of the poem (a number of lines are a bit of a mouthful to get across due to the number of syllables). Since you're also rhyming, the rhymes are important beats, so the amount of time that it takes to hit those beats affects the musicality and rhythm of the poem. So I would advise a little tweaking on this one, for it has potential, and every poet has it in them the ability to do better.
Not that this matters too much, but you also rhyme "states" with "states" (and if you're going for rhymes, it's technically a cheat to rhyme with the same word even though they present themselves with different meanings).
In the last two stanzas: "last of all" isn't necessary, simply hit "Biology" with a bang (and because you love the science, we kind of figure that it's the last topic you intend to cover); "So now I think you got to know"....unnecessary lead up to a repetition of the thesis statement (with every line you write in a poem, you are telling the reader something, and letting them know. So when you start off the poem with a line like "There is no subject on the earth" you're letting them know that as a fact, so there's no need to have "so now I think you got to know", for the whole poem is about that). A simple "No, there is no subject...." would do better (for that tells the reader that you're about to repeat the thesis statement in a manner that would conclude the poem). Have another shot at this, for in it you prove your wit and your humour, and if you put your mind to it, you can definitely turn this into a genuine gem. Good start!

[Sofia]

Thank you very much. I'm really happy that someone helped me improve and pointed out my mistakes. I'm really grateful for ur kind review :) I'll try my best to improve

[emipoemi]

It's with great pleasure. Good luck.

[Sofia]

Thank you for your wishes :)

[Zephyr]

I can understand your feelings sissy:)
I have felt like this many a times.
But you are a wonderful writer.
Your poems have a spark of creativity.
Keep writing girl:)

[Sofia]

Thank you so so much sissy! Even you're an amazing writer...you made my day sis...except maths I don't really dislike other subjects...but maths is really my weakness :p btw which subject do you hate the most? 😂

[Zephyr]

Maths is my weak point too:(

[Sofia]

Ohh :( I always get scolded for not being perfect in maths, and at school we have maths everyday...its so boring :(

[Zephyr]

I have been in the same shoes sis:)
But XI maths is real tough.
I could have opted out of it but I am planning to come to terms with this sub:)

[Sofia]

Ohh, so you're in class XI now...yeah, I know class VII maths is easy but still silly mistakes always creep in my paper...I'm also practicing it really hard... Once again all the best sis for ur exms...well, are you a PCM student..

[Zephyr]

I ma a PCBM student.
Biology..
Hmm.... VII maths is easy for a XI student but still a tough time for an VII student.
While I was in VII, I too thought that Maths was tough.
My father is a real mathematician and I am always wondering why I didn't get his skills through genes.:)
But I think facing my fear( Maths) will help me understand it:)

[Sofia]

Ohh yeah, facing the fear will always help :)