My Short Girlfriend

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Do you need a stool?”

This romantic fool will turn 'em into a ghoul.

 

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Smoke some weed and feel high.”

This romantic guy will turn 'em into a mince pie.

 

My girlfriend is so short that whenever another fool says “Life is too short”

This romantic consort will turn 'em into a news report.

Author's Note

What do you think? Don't keep it short lol!

Reviews

[Jennika has a short att..]

Haha, wow, being of the short variety, I can say I love this poem!(: Though nothing that funny has ever been said to me, more like my brothers asking me "How's the weather down there"? and me replying to a foot in their booties(: Haha, I won't ever doubt you being 'all for' short people ever again :P

[Jane Doe]

Woohooo!:) I like it
Not only because I'm 4'10 but it was an AHMMMAAAZZING.Poem:)
It's cute and lovely all in ONE!

xoxoxo
~abbie
100/100

[Akshat♥]

This makes me laugh:)
I think you should make it more larger..
that way your poem gets strength:)

[sugar]

lmao i loved that!!!

[Krystal Nicole]

LOL!! loved it!!!

[kdpgrahi]

Wow, it make me burst into a big smile.

[MarkDeanReview]

Brilliant my friend, ryhmes, humor!

[LeaflessTree]

hahahhhahaha reminds me of a yo mama joke X)

[TJ]

Haha this is hilarious!

[Julie Beth]

lol this is so cute and funny you did a great job on it :)