There is a mouse in my house

There is a mouse

In my house

And I’m trying

To get it out

 

Makes me wonder

Why I scream and I shout

What a blunder

That I don’t have real clout

 

There is a mouse

In my house

That I can see

While the outside

They think it’s me

 

I have no trouble

Admitting faults

Excuse me, I live in a bubble

But can open closed vaults

 

There is a mouse

In my house

And it’s so cute

The mirror says it all

And it’s my horn I want to toot

 

If only they put out some cheese

They wouldn’t be so hard to please

So I will set a trap

In hopes their back would snap