Where

About that DVD

We used to play

On rainy days at the bay

And the player

We pushed buttons like the mayor

Just to get it to work

Like some old jerk

Who used to be a clerk

Ain’t that a quirk

We used to play it like a raid

Tear open the carton

Beg your pardon

Just to get laid

Ain’t that a quirk

Walking round like a jerk

Now I can’t jerk

Wish the mayor would get me work

About that DVD

I used to play

Before I misplaced it some way

Just for my eyes to see

Before I realized you weren’t with me

And I would watch it carefully

Like I was the Mayor

Leaned back in my chair

You gave me quite a scare

I wish I had asked where

Love, you hid it

But now, I am forbidden

Like some hidden kitten

Who has lost his kitten

All so smitten

It is written

On the small box

And you used locks

To prevent me

Viewing that DVD

About that DVD

It’s just not fair

I pull my hair

I can’t sit in my chair

And show I care

Like the Mayor

When you’re not there

With me

Because I cannot ask

Because

It’s too much of a task

Where you put it

Before I throw a fit

And give myself away

Please don’t give me a scare

Just tell me where

It is

And let me be Mayor