I'd Much Rather

I'd Much Rather

A Poem by TadKent
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I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.

 

I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.

 

I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.

 

I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.

 

I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.

 

So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.

 

 

© 2010 TadKent


Author's Note

TadKent
:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

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Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

Posted 10 Years Ago


3 of 3 people found this review constructive.




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lol, I'm sorry I wasn't expecting the comparison, I knew it was for witches(wizards) or vampires. Then again I actually liked Harry Potter (the movie and book) and I hate Twilight so that's another thing they don't have in common.

Posted 10 Years Ago


I liked it :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


omg. i loved loved loved this!
wasnt too long or too short, and totally reminded me of the days when i shrieked over a new harry potter book! and now i totally couldnt care less if a new twilight came out... harry forever

Posted 10 Years Ago


Hahaha this is brilliant. I love it. I'm glad you wrote this, it was really original and clever.
This part was especially hilarious:
"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia." I thought it was great, wonderful job :D

Posted 10 Years Ago


Nicely done... i enjoyed the read...

Posted 10 Years Ago


This is great! I love it! Thanks for the laugh!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Ha, if this was offensive to you, I'm only a little sorry. I've read both series, so it's not like I'm hating on Twilight. There's just no way it can ever be compared to Harry Potter. Ever. Haha. Stephanie Meyer doesn't have half the capacity that J.K. dooes.

Posted 10 Years Ago


I agree with you. I would want to be a un-kind and scary vampire or witch. Noting as sad is beast with great power to look weak. Give me Dark Shadows. I like the mind control. There is a good power to be proud of. A excellent poem.
Coyote

Posted 10 Years Ago


so offensive
i love twilight'
but that was funny though
and i love potter
but edwards better

Posted 10 Years Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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