I'd Much Rather

I'd Much Rather

A Poem by TadKent




I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.


I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.


I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.


I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.


I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.


So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.



© 2010 TadKent

Author's Note

:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

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Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

Posted 10 Years Ago

3 of 3 people found this review constructive.


the inconsistency made sense to me!
for me it read that you would much rather live a free will human and stay out of the affairs of heaven and hell

Posted 10 Years Ago

It was really funny,I liked it :)

Posted 10 Years Ago

This gave me a good laugh since i am fan of bith series. lol great pem

Posted 10 Years Ago

Oh my God, this is the best thing I have ever heard. :D

Posted 10 Years Ago

I totally agree. Harry Potter > Twilight.

Then again, Everything > Twilight. :p
Ah, well. I really enjoyed this. Very amusing. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago

I'm not a huge Harry Potter fan so I'm not in love with the poem...

Posted 10 Years Ago

0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Oh, I have a new one too. It's called My Life A Soap Opera. Please check it out & tell me what you think.

Posted 10 Years Ago

lol..I see :)

Posted 10 Years Ago

I like it :) very humorous lol

Posted 10 Years Ago

ha. ha. THis was so great. I have a friend who is obsessed with Harry Potter. I think I'd like to show this to her. It was great. I liked it a lot.

Posted 10 Years Ago

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