I'd Much Rather

I'd Much Rather

A Poem by TadKent
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I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.

 

I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.

 

I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.

 

I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.

 

I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.

 

So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.

 

 

© 2010 TadKent


Author's Note

TadKent
:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

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Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

Posted 10 Years Ago


3 of 3 people found this review constructive.




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This is amusing.
Love the comparisons.

Posted 10 Years Ago


i forgotz 2 rate

Posted 10 Years Ago


LOVE IT!!! Go HP!

Posted 10 Years Ago


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Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

Posted 10 Years Ago


3 of 3 people found this review constructive.

Haha BRILLIANT!! Seriously. The references to Harry Potter and Twilight, that's just plain witty xD Tad your so freaking amazing I love it ^-^
I haven't read something on Twilight or Harry Potter that isn't a hate/love piece for its characters, but this breaks thing down until nothing but a brutal honesty is left.
Beautiful Tad :)
-Cathrine

Posted 10 Years Ago


lol, awesome, go potter!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Very witty! Only problem is I feel horribly unqualified to comment on it too much as the whole Twilight/Harry Potter events kind of washed over me.

I do like the way you simplify Twilight to mock it, I know far too many people take it so seriously and from what I do know it does seem a bit maudlin and pained...

Posted 10 Years Ago


I love it! I might prefer vamps over wizards, but where Harry and Edward are concerned I'm all for Harry Potter. lol Great job!

Posted 10 Years Ago


This definitely made me laugh! It really does ring with truthfulness, but I suppose that depends on the viewpoint of the reader. My viewpoint? I'd very much rather fly on a broomstick. :) Great read, and it's always good to get the silliness out.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Ha, this made me laugh. I never really cared for Twilight or Harry Potter but between the two Harry wins. You're right. The rhythm does need a bit of work but its still good.

Posted 10 Years Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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TadKent
TadKent

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