Lyrical Laughter

Just a silly rhyme, just for laughs. :D

Every time I walk around

I stop to smell the roses

I breath in and then sneeze out

And why, do you supposes?

Have I got an allergy?

Do I need some shotses?

A giant needle stabbing me?!

I tell you, I think notses!

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Every time I go to town

I get the oddest lookses

'Cause on my head I carry me

A great tall stack of bookses

It causes me such headaches and

I make the strangest faces

Despite all of the trouble, though

I would not trade you places

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When I drink a soda pop

I get the worst hiccupses

And afterwords, I try to speak

They always interruptses

People laugh at me and ask

Why do I takes a drinkses

I giggle and I answer back

"It's more fun than you thinkses!"

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When I'm at the grocery store

I sometimes get the munchies

If all I had for breakfast was

A bowl of Capt'n Crunchies

I fill my cart with Milky Ways

And those Whatchamacallits

And when I go to pay the clerk

He empties my whole wallets

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I like to make the people laugh

And so I tell them jokeses

I see myself a wealthy man

Even though I'm brokeses

Never do I worry me

In any circumstances

If I meet an enemy

I'm armed with goofy dances

Reviews

[J.P. Bristow]

This was very cute.....almost Seuss like........sorry I should answer in kind


Oh my goodness gracious
This poem was contagious
Methinks you are amazes
With your catchy phrases....