My One True Love Wears A Glove

A funny little diddy.

 7 o'clock, waiting for our date,

 and you were already late 

It was fine because, I was a mess,

and I had to get my s**t straight 

I shaved, I showered 

I waited for an hour 

But I knew my lonely fate 

Masturbate.

When I get lonely, 

I see my right hand 

I know it too well,

I know her name is Anne

 My left hand is Pam, 

my dicks name is Dan 

smells like cheese,

but it feels like ham 

Left nut is Garrett 

and right nut is Sam 

You can call them Peter, and Pan

Because there's never sleep in never ever land

Meet my friend Dan, 

He'll ram you like a ram, 

Hell do it because he can 

Meet my friend Dan, 

He'll ram you like a ram, 

 he's my best friend and 

he makes me a man.