The Nose Hair

The Nose Hair

A Poem by Bradley
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Funny.

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Why, little one, must you stray?

You have a warm place to lay

I knew not your plot until I got home

When the bathroom mirror revealed thy form

 

At what hour did you dare escape?

Who else saw thy thin black shape?

You've caused me pain, hair so vain

My day was a parade, and thee, the rain

 

With tweezers in hand I grab thy strand

With quick twist of the wrist my...

Wait, I feel nothing, I missed

So with tweezers in hand I grab thy strand

And with quick twist of the wrist my eyes mist

 

There you are held by cheap metal

My nose a rose and thee a black petal

A bitter end to a sweet day

Stray too far and you will pay

© 2013 Bradley


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I like it! Lol, this had me laughing :D

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Ah that pesky hair! This made me chuckle, sometimes the flow was off but awesome job! I liked it :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Bradley

11 Years Ago

Awesome, thanks. I agree with you, I think leaving out 'quick' would help the flow in the third stan.. read more
Imara

11 Years Ago

Actually, looking at it from that point of view, cleverly making it sound awkward to further drive h.. read more
quite comical so quirky and everyone can try to deny but oh how true!
thank you for the laugh

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on February 15, 2013
Last Updated on September 18, 2013
Tags: nose hair, funny, humor, embarrasing

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