Princess Coogar

trite Limerick based on a newspaper funny

Coogar hates her fairy-tale role

- "Old frog kissing is destroying my soul!

So I'll not tarry

Making young'uns my quarry

- I'll snog 'em while they are tadpoles!!"

Reviews

[Ken Simm.]

As Lord Snooty in the Beano or Dandy, (can't remember which one, Might have been the Topper) Any road up as he used to say "Groo!".Point is surely it must be like, er you know..... ewr doin it with er sago pudding! Doulbe groo.

[Tony Jordan]

Haha - double groo indeed Ken. That's class!!
I used to love drawing the characters from those comics. I'm sure the modern versions have cougar stories instead of 'missing homework' stories, such are the times. Or maybe that's Hollyoaks I'm thinking of..lol
Thanks for the belly laugh Ken.
Happy New Year mate.

[D Connolly]

Real quick: *Cougar* (spelling)
They're like ally cats here in Florida...

[Tony Jordan]

Thank you Dani for the catch but her name has been changed '...to protect the innocent cougars of the world...'

So Florida...mmm... are we talking lots of older women chasing younger men or lots of wild animals roaming the streets?

[D Connolly]

LOL both! It's a mad house

[Jimmy Yetts]

Princess Coogar is flirting with pedophilia--although, when I was a tadpole, I would have loved having a mature woman to play with.
Most amusing, Tony.

[Tony Jordan]

Thank you Jimmy
Hah... it's how most elderly tadpoles fantasised about losing their....erm... tails.
; p

[Valentine]

Have to say this one cracked me up. Thank you, I needed a good laugh. Get them when they are really young huh. Valentine

[Tony Jordan]

I have to give the cartoonist 'Mac' from the Daily Mail credit for the inspiration of this one.
read moreI have to give the cartoonist 'Mac' from the Daily Mail credit for the inspiration of this one.
I'm glad you got a good laugh Kathie.
Thank you for reviewing this limerick. :)

[James]

I love a good limerick. Fun and cheeky, just dirty enough to be really funny and slightly offensive to the overly prudish. Just like a limerick should be.

[Tony Jordan]

Cheers James.
The style does lend itself to sauciness lol.
I appreciate your visit. Thank you.

[barleygirl]

I'm not sure I actually LIKE this message (being a "cougar" myself at times) . . . but I definitely get your drift & find your point of view very original for a well-worn topic.

[Tony Jordan]

Thank you coguar Barleygirl lol. *roooar* lol
I wonder what male cougars are called these days...

[barleygirl]

Typical men.

[Tony Jordan]

Lmao ... yes I guess so.

[barleygirl]

*wink! wink!*

[Tony Jordan]

=:Dx::::> (you like my new necktie lol)

[barleygirl]

You're too creative for me!

[andrew mitchell]

haha mutton dressed up as lamb, so the saying goes but wasn't The summer of 1942 movie- every boys dream! It was mine lol. Back to the poem, I love limericks they are designed to be wicked, and playful. Good one Tony.

[Tony Jordan]

Aha... Great movie. Yes my dream too. My neighbour looked like Farrah Fawcett and boy, did she put her army of hormone-stricken teen admirers to good use. Nobody got more than a peck on the cheek (well nobody admitted to it). And fair play to her! (I still love you Rhona.. lol)

Thank you for your company Andrew.

[andrew mitchell]

you are welcome tony I also loved farrah lol

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I can't help but agree with Michaels review. Well done. Starz

[Tony Jordan]

Thank you Starzy.
Hey, your status 'sleep... trucker' reminds me of the poem 'Go to f**k to sleep'.
Have you heard it?
Samuel Jackson can be found reading it here...
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dc7_NIjwYJZM&ved=0ahUKEwiEzfmapdzQAhVrG5oKHcplDI4QyCkIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNEuoTOi6-24jX5CVZWnJCriSsGalw

Sorry about the huge link.

[Michael X]

you wrote this just as limericks should be written, whimsical,fast paced and witty!

[Tony Jordan]

Thank you Michael X. Limericks are a fab style for funnies.

[Gee]

Ah, the good ol' coogar. Mine would have to be an octogenarian with a twice prolapsed womb, tits tucked into her drawers and a liking for small penises and premature... well YOU know.
Like your style young fella

[Tony Jordan]

Haha - I'm afraid my nan isn't into builders Gee. (God forgive me lmao).
Cheers my friend.read moreHaha - I'm afraid my nan isn't into builders Gee. (God forgive me lmao).
Cheers my friend.