Ross Learns Something New

Ross Learns Something New

A Screenplay by Trekkie
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Ross learns something new about the world. For thinker1 and Shadowmaker. Warning for sheer pointlessness.

"

<b>Dedicated very formally to thinker1. warning for ...sheer pointlessness.</b>

Ross: ...I don't want the bloody toast.

Ari: ...We've been rambling about this for five pages straight. Eat the toast, gosh darn it.

Ross: ...BUT I DON'T WANNA EAT THE TOAST!

Ari: ...WHY NOT?

Ross: I don't like toast.

Ari: ...do you like bread?

Ross: ...yes.

Ari: TOAST IS JUST COOKED BREAD. EAT THE TOAST, FOR IT SHALL NOT POISON THEE.

Ross: (gasp) TOAST IS COOKED BREAD, REALLY?

Ari:...are you being sarcastic?

Ross: ..no.

Ari: ...do you know what a toaster is?

Ross: O, Enlighten Me, Great Ari, What Is A Toaster?

Ari: ...A toaster is an electrical device in which you put pieces of bread in, and then you wait awhile, and then later, MAGICALLY OUT POPS TOAST!

Ross: Really?

Ari: Really.

Ross: ...it's magic?

Ari: (solemn nod) It is.

Ross: (is astonished) Wow...

Ari: ..eat the toast.

Ross: Was that toast made in a toaster?

Ari: ...yes.

Ross: I IS NOT TRUSTING TOASTERS. I BET THEY STEAL YOUR SOUL IN ORDER TO MAGICALLY MAKE TOAST.

Ari: ...They don't steal your soul in order to make toast.

Ross: ...How do YOU know?

Ari: Well, because---

Ross: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE WORKING FOR THEM! (points)

Ari: ...working for who?

Ross: THE EVIL CORPORATION OF TOASTER PEOPLE WHO STEAL YOUR SOULS, DUH!

Ari: ...uhm..

Ross: YOU ARE, YOU ARE, YOU ARE!

Ari: ....Maybe I should stop giving you morphine to cut down on pain.

Ross: YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE EVIL CORRUPTION OF TOAAASTERRRS!

Ari: ...oh dear.

-end-

© 2009 Trekkie


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"Maybe I should stop giving you morphine" . . . bwahaha. That was oddly, pointlessly funny.

But I'm going to have toast for dinner tonight, so does that mean I steal people's souls?


. . . eh, I don't really care. *hugs evil toaster*

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Yay!! I have a dedication!! It was halarious, and extremely funny. I loved magical toasters!! Jocelyn and I still go on about that in school. You are a genius, Trekkie...!!

Posted 15 Years Ago



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