Captain HUEbeard

Captain HUEbeard

A Poem by Dripping Chocolate Madness
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LEGALLY DISTINCT AND SEPERATE

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Hugh Huebeard Askewbeard
had 80 frayed braids
That jutted right out from the side of his face
Of yellow, blue, purple and vermillion shades
He gazed at his razor and gauged his visaaaaage (screw you. poetic license. You try rhyimg like this.)

He hacked and he chopped
And some split in twos
Yellow, blue, purple, vermillion hues
And made he a wig, which he set to fit
On the head of a bald friend. To... Help him with s**t. (I don't know, give me break here. I told you, Rhyming is hard.)

So maybe the Pirates, at least this one soul
Might not have plunder as their ultimate goal
Some could be good, for all that we know...
Maybe we should all take a Piratey poll.

© 2020 Dripping Chocolate Madness


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The editorial comments make this a delightful poem, especially since I have heard these thoughts echo in my own head. "I know it's not a perfect rhyme, if you don't like it read something else, or just gouge your eyes out". Also the subject of the poem is delightfully bizarre, this is well writ and well presented.

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

2 Weeks Ago

Poiiiiiirates don't play by the rules!
Lol thx. One in a growing series. Trying to compile th.. read more



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this sounds like the real thing
I can see him hacking off landlubbers legs and other protruding necessary parts

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

2 Weeks Ago

Only to give them to the less fortunate. Conveniently, the victims now qualify as such! Having recen.. read more
Dave Brown

2 Weeks Ago

The perfect ending
he thought
(!)
:) poetic license
Ok, sure. Go with that.

Truthfully though, I thought visaaaaaaaage was good.
Nicely done

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

2 Weeks Ago

I'd claim to offer no apologies, but...
Just too damn polite.
Still not really sorry,.. read more
The editorial comments make this a delightful poem, especially since I have heard these thoughts echo in my own head. "I know it's not a perfect rhyme, if you don't like it read something else, or just gouge your eyes out". Also the subject of the poem is delightfully bizarre, this is well writ and well presented.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dripping Chocolate Madness

2 Weeks Ago

Poiiiiiirates don't play by the rules!
Lol thx. One in a growing series. Trying to compile th.. read more

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Dripping Chocolate Madness

Wandering, RI



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Not a writer, but I do it anyway. I'm also not a chef, musician, masseuse, guidance counselor, philosopher, or survivalist. But again: never stopped me before. I DO, however, happen to be a giant p.. more..

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