A Case For Raised Expectations

Another one of Dave's fabulous dating misadventures....

 It's the first date, and already, Dave thinks he's found exactly what he's looking for:

Dave: I'm already convinced that I've found exactly what I'm looking for in you. 

Julia: Really? And what's that?

Dave: I just want someone to grow old with. I don't want to die alone, you know!

Julia: Yes, I know. That's why I'm taking you with me.... 

SLICE!

STAB!

CHOMP!

"Waiter! Check please!?! "

Reviews

[Deepshikha]

Haha, this is so funny. I got the impression that he murdered her, but then I realized they were eating.

[Ed Hart]

i sputtered my coffee all over my keyboard...