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me & my sister on our way home....retarded!!(:

So we are coming home from school, an my little sister (Olivia..4thgrade) says "wanna hear a joke, that daisy told me today??"  i said "sure" she says "a guy gets a tattoo on his penis, and it says 'i love you', so when he gets home he shows his wife, and she says 'awwwww, your already putting words in my mouth' " i was like *jaw drops* "OLIVIA!! what the heck, you're to young to know about any of that!!" she says "i know....so wanna hear another??" *she smiles like crazy* i said "okay okay, what is it??" her-"do you believe in logic??" me-"yea why?"

her-"okay so do you own a weed eater??" me-"olivia whats that got to do with logic??" her-*straight face* "just answer the question Jessica." me-"okay, there's one at the house so i guess so, yea." her-"then if you own a weed eater it shows you own a lawn, and if you have a lawn that must mean you own a house, and if you own a house it must mean you have a family, and saying you have a family means your married, and if the weed eater is yours then you must have a wife, making you gay!!" me-"wow....where did you hear that??" her-"school" *she smile and laughs* i sit there like what the heck.

 

                  THE END!!:)

 

olivia-just turned 10yrs old

Author's Note

review without laughing!!(: and have a nice day(:

Reviews

[Shred]

Great story. I get to hear things like this from my little cousins, nieces, and nephew. In fact I get song ideas from the wacky things they tell me or joke around about.