Dandy randy Tom cat

Dandy randy Tom cat

A Poem by S.zaynab.kamoonpury
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A light humour poem to lighten moods as we phase out from pandemic spells. I like watching cat antics...

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Curiosity perhaps killed many a cat
For a cat it is an inquisitive brat

It could rummage through anything even your rubbish trash
Tabby may spring on dinner table and cutlery may crash

Famous might be a cat for those famed nine lives
but not much help is that if in every danger it dives!

Its feline curiosity to crash-land it in trouble
for it tends to explore every kind of rubble.

The catty puss likes a fight and a wild-goose-chase.
Forever looking forward to amuse and amaze?

In a cat basket he's likely to be struck with ennui
Perhaps his caretaker thought only of his fengshui?

His meowing and hissing resonates in the valley
as he tussles with many rival cats in the alley

Mr. Tom cat thinks most females are saucy
but with them he acts in a way quite bossy

Wild and rough, with macho feral pride
I watch you tease and taunt in your typical stride.

No way is he kitty soft paws
Mr. Tomcat sure has the sharpest claws.

Tomcat ate the fishy leftover pudding & fish pie
and kissed the feline females and made them cry.

But my fav is my own cutie p***y darling so soft
even if she may raid the larder and loft that's aloft .

© 2021 S.zaynab.kamoonpury


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S.zaynab.kamoonpury
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Okay. Officially cute. More of a dog man myself. But still, officially cute.

Posted 2 Months Ago


Cool cat Mr.Tom
I have a Tom cat; all white
his name is Lucky ..he is
a character ..enjoyed reading
this well crafted poem..nice work

Posted 2 Months Ago


We have a prowling Tom cat
He is a stripy ginger and white
He climbs over the wooden fence
Ti eat the scraps put out for the birds
He is so fat
The ginger TOM CAY

Posted 2 Months Ago


I myself had two cats. One was called Puffy, the other Kitty. I can relate to a lot of what you've mentioned. Especially cats fighting in the ally. They used to make quite a lot of noise on the side of my house between mine and the house next door. The sounds they made reverberated of the brick and sounded horrible.

Nicely penned poem here. :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


Cats are in a world of there own..finding such fun in paperboys, etc.
I really enjoyed this fun read...
Grew up with cats... all females..and forever getting pregnant by some cat roaming our neighbourhood...
Lisa

Posted 2 Months Ago


This was a fun read. Pussycats have it rough. Tomcats have barbs on their penises which protrude when entering the female and stay extended until the male reaches orgasm. While it might guarantee him a bit of joy, it's not very much fun and quite painful for the females. That is where the word "caterwauling" comes from; the screams of pain produced by the females when mating. Ouch!

Posted 2 Months Ago


Thank you for such an amusing read, Ms. Zaynab! I found it really enjoyable. I can definitely relate to the musings in your poem, as I used to have a few cats myself at our home until they passed a few years ago, and man were they a piece of work, haha. They sure used to keep things so, well, lively around! Great rhyming, refreshing tone in this piece. Kind regards.

Posted 3 Months Ago


S.zaynab.kamoonpury

3 Months Ago

Hii Rick, yeahh man, cats do keep things livelier and funful . Thanks for your super comment, luv t.. read more
dear Zaynab… Cats are super Smart and entertaining… they are Individuals just like People. We have a Siamese named Snowflake with Blue Eyes and a Tabby named Elisa Clover Doolittle with Green Eyes. Have fun.., gently, Pat

Posted 5 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

S.zaynab.kamoonpury

5 Months Ago

Wow snowflakes is such a cool name and a siamese too wow! The tabby must have a shorter nickname neh.. read more
Patricia Wedel

5 Months Ago

Elisa Doolittle was flower girl in "My Fair Lady who had a Cockney English Accent. Love to sit with.. read more
This is so cute! I could see that troublesome kitty cat, getting in all kinds of mischief. You know, if the word was flat, cats would have knocked everything off of it by now. They are God's perfect killing machines, and we keep picking them up for kisses and cuddles. No wonder they have a grudge against the world. I like your whimsical rhymes!

Posted 6 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

S.zaynab.kamoonpury

6 Months Ago

Hii, warm warm thanks for your delightful fun comment, gahh yes they do knock things off all the tim.. read more
Beeeautiful poeming, Dear Zaynab ✍

This is sooo whimsically fun and entertaining.
Rhyming Couplets is one of my all-time favorite forms, and yours are beautifully laid with spot-on rhymes and a smooth syntactic flow, blessed throughout with vivid imagery and captivating metaphor.
I'm sooo pleased to know you're a cat lover, too. From his antics, your tom sounds like a naughty rascal, like one of mine.😏
I have a nice variety or three, each one different from the others. A very sweet and fluffy black, white, and golden brown Calico p***y, a medium size classic black and silver striped Tabby tom, and a BIG grey, brown, and white Brindle shorthair tom that weighs 20 Lbs/9 Kg of solid muscle. He is exactly like your tom in all their antics. He can be mean as hades, or gentle as a kitten, depending on his independently unpredictable mood … LOL!
I love your introductory verse:
"Curiosity perhaps killed many a cat
For a cat it is an inquisitive brat"

I always respond with, "Curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back again." Yeah, I know … corny!🙄
And, of course, "But my fav is my own cutie p***y darling so soft."😳
You're a lovely poetess, Zaynab, with fine skills and a grrreat imagination for storytelling!

Love this one, M'Lady, and the pictures and title are purrrfectly fun … muaaahhh*
Hugs 'n smiles! ⁓ Richard🍃

Posted 6 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

S.zaynab.kamoonpury

6 Months Ago

Hey first it was a poetess's comment about cats then now your very fantastic tellings and descriptio.. read more
S.zaynab.kamoonpury

6 Months Ago

And sorry if my cellphone didn't type the commas ah, the comma button doesn't work always on some of.. read more
Richard🖌

6 Months Ago

You make poetry such stimulating fun😋

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