I'm not an actor

How I feel as an actor, that isn't one.

I forget the lines so I improvise.
The audience seems to like it.
That makes me happy.
I think my agent hates me.
I'm a little drunk from the shots I did backstage.

I don't even drink.
"How did I get here?" I ask.

"The cab"  I hear someone respond.

I nod.

What I meant is how did I get here. I hate acting.

But my fans, I think they really like me.