Frosty the Satanic Snowman

The new hit Christmas song about an evil snowman!

This song is best enjoyed when sung to the tune of the work it parodies in a bad British accent.

Frosty the Snowman, was an 'olly jolly soul
With two big red eyes an' a evil grin an' a 'at made out of stone
Frosty the Snowman, musta been from Satan's spawn
For the 'at on 'is 'ead 'ad a pentagram and 'is 'ands could shoot out fire!

There musta been some curse upon that ol' damn 'at they found
For when they put it on 'is 'ead 'e began to kill the town!

Frosty the Snowman, robbed a bank not long ago
With a tommy-gun 'e 'eld for sixty days or so
Frosty the Snowman, came out to face the cops
But they didn't know 'e could regenerate just by rollin' in the snow!

There musta been some curse upon that ol' stone 'at they got
For when they put it on 'is 'ead they all got f****n' shot!

Frosty the Snowman, made 'is escape that way
An' with an evil laugh 'e said to them "Don't worry I'll kill you all one day!"
Now all the armies are on constant watch for 'im
But each Christmas 'e makes it in an' kills us somehow!

There musta been some curse upon that ol' damn 'at they took
For when they put it on 'is 'ead 'e stabbed 'em with a 'ook!

Bam ba-bam bam bam
Bam ba-bam bam bam
Look at Frosty shoot!
Bam ba-bam bam bam
Bam ba-bam bam bam
Look at the red snow!

Author's Note

If you're offended by this then you 'ave no sense of 'umor!