2. FINALLY!A Chapter by halflives Okay, not as long as last time, but still pretty long. *Gunman is pointing his gun to Jocelyn’s forehead, Megan and Mayisha are sitting in silence, and I am in pain from the shot to my shoulder*
Me: Remind me again why you had to shoot me? *winces in pain*
Gunman: You wouldn’t shut up.
Me: *laughs humorlessly* Oh yeah. Right.
Gunman: So SHUT UP!
Me: I WILL NOT ME SILENCED!
Gunman: *shoots the wall behind me*
Me: Ha, you missed.
Gunman: No, you idiot, I wasn’t aiming for you.
Me: Oh. Oops.
Jocelyn: You could point the gun at someone else?!
Gunman: *points the gun at Megan again*
Jocelyn: *sighs out* Thank you.
Megan: Thanks, Jos.
Jocelyn: At least YOU’LL regenerate if you get shot.
Me: Or you’ll end up like me! *cries out in minor pain*
Mayisha: Be careful not to get lead poisoning, Liv!
Me: L-lead poisoning?
Mayisha: Yeah, the bullet.
Me: Hey, you, captor. Can you get the bullet out of my shoulder?
Gunman: No. I’m not a surgeon.
Me: …you’re just going to let me die? *tears up*
Gunman: *thinks it over* Yup, that sounds about right.
Me: Great. Just perfect. Why is it--
Mayisha: BECAUSE YOU’RE SO EASY TO KIDNAP!
Jocelyn: Yeah, you kind of are.
Gunman: Yes you--
Me: SHUT UP, Y’ALL!
Megan: Where’s the Master? *I open my mouth* And the Doctor? *I shut my mouth*
Mayisha: Probably vacationing in the beach somewhere.
Me: Well, at least they’re getting along for once.
Megan: That’s a plus.
Jocelyn: They’re vacationing whilst we all die.
Mayisha: Not a surprise.
*Gunman’s phone rings*
Gunman: *threatens gun* Move, and you all die. *answers phone* Do you have the-- *dial tone*
Me: *giggles* looks like they hung up on you.
Gunman: what? What? They couldn’t have hung up on me!
Me: Sounds like they just did.
Gunman: *calls them back*
Agent Gideon: Hello.
Gunman: Did you just-- *dial tone*
Megan: Wow.
Mayisha: They did this before.
Me: Broken Mirror. When Gideon kept hanging up on the girl’s kidnapper.
Mayisha: It seemed to work then.
Jocelyn: Can you guys stop discussing Criminal Minds and explain to us what’s going on?!
Me: Yeah… Agent Gideon is hanging up on the gunman to make him angry and spaz out.
Megan: Looks like it’s working.
Gunman: *calls back* Hang up on me again--
Agent Gideon: I think you have the wrong number. *hangs up*
Gunman: *howls*
Mayisha: Using the same tactics again… that’s risky.
Me: …It’s SSA Gideon.
Mayisha: True, my friend. True.
Me: And meanwhile… I’M DYING OF LEAD POISONING!
Gunman: *calls back* *shoots the wall* THEY’RE ALL DEAD!
Agent Gideon: Now I highly doubt that.
Me: *shouts* You have reason to! *winces*
Gunman: Shut up!
Agent Gideon: Ah, so they’re still alive.
Me: AND OLIVIA’S DYING OF LEAD POISONING!
Agent Gideon: what, did you stab her with a pencil?
Gunman: No, I shot her.
Me: IN THE SHOULDER.
Gunman: Another reason to pay the ransom. Save her life.
Agent Gideon: She’ll live long enough.
Gunman: There’s no way you can know that. You can’t see her wound.
Agent Gideon: Actually, yes I can.
*The door bursts open. Agent Gideon, dressed in FBI-armor-thingy, is leading a team of others, dressed in similar garments. Some of the other BAU team is there, but the four girls cannot see who they are*
Agent Gideon: *puts a gun to the Gunman’s head* You’re under arrest for kidnapping.
Gunman: S**t!
Me: LANGUAGE!
*some of the FBI teams tie up Gunman in handcuffs. The others untie Jocelyn, Megan, Mayisha and I*
Me: FINALLY! *winces from pain* Ow…
Agent Gideon: Take her to the hospital. We need to remove that bullet before it causes enough damage.
Mayisha: I told you. They can track you from that cell phone call.
Gunman: Damn. I KNEW I should have used a disposable cell phone.
Megan: Yeah. Yeah, you should have.
Gunman: SHUT UP! *tackles Megan*
*Megan ends up putting him in a headlock*
Megan: Take THAT!
Gunman: What are you, a ninja.
Megan: *proudly* Actually, as a matter of fact, I am.
Jocelyn: And you and Olivia’s boyfriends STILL don’t show up.
Agent Gideon: As soon as we return to Quantico, I’m having a word with you three.
Mayisha: Okay!
Megan: Mayisha, that’s a bad thing.
Mayisha: Oh well~ © 2011 halflivesAuthor's Note
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