55. KISS, D****T!

*Above Salt Lake City, Utah*

 

*Mulder, Scully and Mayisha wake up in a room. The room is white, glowing, and positively eerie. Mulder immediately figures that they’ve been captured by aliens, Scully stays close to him by holding onto his arm, and Mayisha grins widely*

 

Mayisha: YES!

 

Scully: *is scared* I-I’m sorry?

 

Mayisha: I’M ALONE WITH YOU GUYS! I GET TO MAKE YOU GUYS KISS!

 

Scully: Oh, for Goodness sakes…

 

Mulder: Not just now! *is annoyed* We have to figure out where we are, and most importantly how to get out.

 

Mayisha: *grins wildly* WE’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS!

 

Scully: CAN YOU STOP YELLING?!

 

Mayisha: THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY IN THE BEGINNING.

 

Mulder: Uh… That didn’t make any sense…

 

Mayisha: No. One. Cares.

 

Scully: Ugh, she FINALLY stopped screaming.

 

Mayisha: DO YOU WANT ME TO START SCREAMING AGAIN?!

 

Mulder: *back hands her*

 

Mayisha: *falls over*

 

Scully: Mulder! Violence doesn’t solve anything!

 

Mulder: It solves this.

 

Mayisha: *jumps up* KISS D****T.

 

Scully: *mutters* Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match…

 

Mulder: SCULLY.

 

Scully: What?

 

Mulder: YOU’RE ENCOURAGING.

 

Scully: I was merely singing.

 

Mayisha: YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE. KISS, D****T.

 

Scully: We’re not going to--

 

Mayisha: KISS!!

 

*Mulder suddenly grabs Scully and kisses her*

 

Mayisha: YES, YES, YES!!

 

*Suddenly, the doors swing open. Scully and Mulder do not break apart*

 

Creature: Come.

 

Mayisha: NO! THEY FINALLY KISSED!

 

Creatures: *knocks them all out*

Author's Note

:3 For Jos, because she's so insistant. And she gave me a ton of new ideas for future cases. Charles/Erik forever~

Reviews

[Emunah June.]

xDDD I love the end

"NO!! THEY JUST KISSED!"
*knocks them all out*

[Sarah E. Pearson]

woooo!!!!

[compositionc]

FAVOURITE CHAPTER

[r]

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I RANDOMLY CLICKED ON THIS CHAPTER AND I F*****G LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW [NH]. NGDFJGBKFDBFG G

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. THAT WAS F*****G AWESOME. HEHEHEHEHEHE.

GDFKGHKDFGHDKFG

THAT WAS F*****G AWESOME. I MUST READ THIS ENTIRE THING NOW, REALLY I MUST. BUT NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING.

[~goh~]

oooh, raandom creature! AND KISSING. AND AWESOMENESS. :3

[compositionc]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESY YES
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
THAT WAS AMAZING

[Short.Nerd]

Bwahaha I loved this. It was just hilarioius. And awesome. :)

[Some Random Person.]

Finally! Now, who are these creatures?!

[Aurora Lynn]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES....

*one million years later*

.....YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

And your welcome for the ideas. I have nothing better to do than to think of random ideas...