80. A Kidnapping

:3

*In Boston, Massachusetts*

 

*Morgan and Jocelyn are returning from talking to the families, finding next to nothing, when Jocelyn realizes something*

 

Jocelyn: NO!

 

Morgan: *is panicked* What’s wrong??

 

Jocelyn: I FORGOT MY BANANA IN QUANTICO.

 

Morgan: *frustrated sigh* You WHAT.

 

Jocelyn: Forgot my banana! I have to stop and buy one!

 

Morgan: Fine. *pulls into a convenience store*

 

*Morgan and Joss go in, to find no one in the store. Not even the cashier*

 

Morgan: That’s odd.

 

Jocelyn: BANANA! *grabs it and eats it*

 

Morgan: c’mon, this place is giving me the creeps.

 

Jocelyn: Let’s-- *is whacked on the back of the head*

 

Morgan: Wha-- *is whacked too*

 

*The two wake up in a cell, chained to a wall. Water is dripping from a faucet in the corner of a room, and there’s a toilet right next to it. In the middle of the floor, there’s a baseball bat that’s slightly beaten up.*

 

Voice Over: That’s what I used to beat you.

 

Jocelyn: OMIGOD. WHERE’D THAT VOICE COME FROM.

 

Morgan: *gestures to the speaker in the center of the ceiling*

 

Jocelyn: Oh. That makes sense.

 

Voice Over: I hit you with a baseball bat. Don’t you care?

 

Jocelyn: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?!

 

Voice Over: You’re my hostages. I’ll exchange you for the police to stop hunting me.

 

Jocelyn: They’ll never do that.

 

Morgan: We ARE the police, you idiot.

 

Voice Over: …Exactly.

 

Jocelyn: Stop, Morgan. We’ll only make him angry.

 

Morgan: Fine.

 

Jocelyn: …I miss my banana.

 

*A flap opens in the corner of the room and a banana is flung out*

 

Jocelyn: Yay! *goes over to get it* *can’t reach* IT’S. RIGHT. IN. FRONT. OF. ME.

 

Morgan: I think he intended that.

 

Jocelyn: NOW THAT’S JUST CRUEL.

 

Morgan: *checks to see if he still has his gun and his cell phone; he doesn’t, obviously* D****t, our UnSub is not that stupid.

 

Jocelyn: This is the third time I’ve been kidnapped within the vicinity of two months. I’m starting to feel like Olivia.

 

Morgan: From what I hear, Olivia gets kidnapped more often than that.

 

Jocelyn: Yeah, since she’s been within the BAU, she only gets kidnapped a fraction of a time she used to. It used to be, like, every Rassiloning DAY.

 

Morgan: Huh.

 

Jocelyn: So… What do we do now?

 

Morgan: We wait, I guess.

 

Jocelyn: GOD, I HATE BEING KIDNAPPED. IT’S SO BOOOORRRRIIINNNGGG.

Author's Note

>:D

The next case is going to be THE BOMB. But it'll be in a bit. 'Cause we have to solve this case AND the stuffs in Haven. Then there's going to be the thing with me (SPOILERS, AS RIVER SAYS) then THE AMAZING CASE.

Reviews

[Some Random Person.]

ooh... Next case?!

[Aurora Lynn]

Seriously? Kidnapped? AGAIN? I guess I can't complain... it's not as much as Olivia...
AND I GET TO EAT A BANANA. Sort of, anyway.

[compositionc]

TEH AMAZING
CASE
WHAT

I WAANNNANANANA KNOW
AMAZING CASE?!?!?!?!

THE BOMB!
YAY!
and uh
IT'S ALL JOCELYN'S FAULT
BANANANANANANANAS ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF HER ONE DAY

[~goh~]

Woot, TEH AMAZING CASE!
Why has no one else read the past few chapters?
What thing with you? I WANTS TO KNOW.
Poor, poor, Jocelyn. She just wants a banana...