Real 100. Realization

*In the helicopter on the way to InGen’s island*

 

Me: D****t, I still can’t think of what InGen is.

 

Hotchner: After all this time you had to think?

 

Mayisha: Me neither.

 

Jocelyn: It’s stuck--

 

Megan: --in the back of my head.

 

Reid: I hope you guys remember it. It could be very helpful to the case.

 

Prentiss: This is going to be a different case. We have no possible witnesses, no one to interview.

 

Megan: Who called us, anyway?

 

JJ: Err, the John Harrison’s family. The man who was vacationing there. They called the FBI when they didn’t hear back from them and the FBI found this. In turn, they called us.

 

Mayisha: Damn.

 

Morgan: What are we going to do to investigate?

 

Hotchner: I suppose scour the island.

 

Prentiss: Look for anything that suggests man-made living?

 

Megan: Sounds about right.

 

Mayisha: WHERE IS MY MP-5?!

 

Hotchner: …why do you need an MP-5?

 

Mayisha: Y’know, just in case.

 

Jocelyn: In case she gets bored--

 

Reid: --and wants to shoot something.

 

Jocelyn and Reid: *look at one another a giggle*

 

Morgan: Oh, give me a break.

 

Prentiss: What, you’re against love?

 

Morgan: That’s creepy love.

 

Reid: What? We’re not in love.

 

Mayisha: THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY IN THE BEGINNING!

 

Me: …really?

 

Jocelyn: Gideon, you okay?

 

Gideon: *looks up* What? I’m fine.

 

Megan: *glances at him*

 

Hotchner: What happened to your nose?

 

Gideon: Um--

 

Megan: --he fell.

 

Prentiss: *is suspicious* Okay?

 

Mayisha: Is it just me, or is everyone--

 

Me: --finishing everyone’s sentences today?

 

JJ: …no. Just, no.

 

*Everyone laughs*

 

Morgan: All right. We’re landing in, like, five seconds.

 

*We land. We’re all just about to get off the plane when:*

 

Me: HOLY FLIPPING S**T.

 

Hotchner: What is it, Olivia?

 

Me: DOOOOOOOON’T LAND! DON’T LAND! DON’T LAND!

 

Morgan: We already did. Why?

 

Me: *hyperventilates* Don’t land. Don’t land.

 

Prentiss: Did you remember where you heard InGen from?

 

Me: Yes. *points to the pilot* Get us off this island. Now. NOW.

 

Pilot: What?

 

Me: NOW.

 

Morgan: Wha--

 

*Suddenly, there’s a roaring in the distance*

 

Hotchner: What the hell was that?

 

Me: Ladies and gentleman, have you ever heard of InGen’s Jurassic Park?

Author's Note

Yes. I totally just went there. You're going to have to wait for the next chapter to see what happens.

Reviews

[Short.Nerd]

:D That is freakin amazing! Jurassic Park xD lol

[The Timelord]

YAY JURASSIC PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roxi L]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aurora Lynn]

That was a beautiful chapter.

WRITE.
MORE.
NOW.
OR.
PERISH.

[~goh~]

I looked it up after feeling nagged, and I pulled up the Wikipedia page.
I was like "OH MY FLIPPING GOD, SHE DID NOT. HOLY FUDGE. OH MY HADES. JKA;LGJAJK;GNAGRJ;AN" *shot*
Oh god, someone is SO going to get eaten by a dinosaur!

[compositionc]

WHIA. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWWOWOWO. only you dove. Only you Olivia smith would do that.