103. ARE YOU FLUPPING SERIOUS?!

Ah, Mayisha and Ludlow.

*The team -- minus me, of course -- wander through the forests, looking for myself and any time of escape/hiding place. And inadvertently, they stumble upon the InGen camp*

 

Hotchner: Oh well this is--

 

*Everyone notices them at once, and they point their guns in the team’s general direction*

 

Megan: --just bloody brilliant.

 

*We’re taken to where Peter Ludlow -- as Mayisha remembers from the movie -- is talking to Roland Tembo. He looks over at the battered team from the dinosaur attack, and gives them a strange look*

 

Ludlow: Who are these people? Where did they come from?

 

Man #1: They wandered into the camp, uh, sir.

 

Ludlow: *to the BAU* Where did you come from?

 

Hotchner: *steps forward, flashing his credentials* I’m the Unit Chief of the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI. We, the BAU, came here to investigate a murder, and was apparently set up.

 

Ludlow: *dryly* Couldn’t imagine why.

 

Hotchner: *holds out his hand; Ludlow shakes it reluctantly* My name is SSA Aaron Hotchner. And you are?

 

Ludlow: Peter Ludlow, newly elected CEO of InGen. We’re starting the world’s next best entertainment attraction. You see--

 

Morgan: Hold the phone: You’re not actually thinking of taking these dinosaurs off the island?

 

Ludlow: Of course we are.

 

JJ: Are you--

 

Mayisha: *interrupts* ARE YOU FLUPPING SERIOUS?!

 

Man #2: Please restrain yourself, ma’am.

 

Ludlow: *simultaneously* …Flupping?

 

Roland: *shakes Hotch’s hand* I’m Roland Tembo, famous animal hunter. I hope to catch a Tyrannosaurs Rex in my travels here as a trophy. The best I can get.

 

Morgan: *groans* These people are nuts.

 

Roland: Oh yes, and I am the insane one? You are here, in the midst of nowhere, with no protection whatsoever. Please explain to me how you are any smarter than any of us.

 

Gideon: As our Unit Chief said, we came here expecting a murder and were set up. Our plane crashed and our pilot and co-pilot were, well, eaten. We came looking around for shelter.

 

Ludlow: *sighs* Since I don’t need any more death on my hands, I suppose you can stay here with us.

 

Hotchner: I thank you.

 

Ludlow: Yes, whatever. *looks to the others* Get them a tent. Fit as many as you can.

 

Megan: *under her breath* This isn’t going to be much of a suite.

 

JJ: You said it.

 

Author's Note

Mayisha and Ludlow. They'd make a good couple... *rubs hands together evilly*

Reviews

[~goh~]

Mayisha and Ludlow?! You've got to be kidding me...
I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS CHAPTER. *shakes fist*
RAWR. In any case, LOVE. NOW WRITE MOAR.

[compositionc]

I OBJECT TO LUDLOWANDMAYISHA
JUST BECAUSE HE'S A JERKYFACE
But I really don't have time to kill you now
SO YEAH
I OBJECT
OHANDJOCELYN
JACK IS STILL AN OPTION FOR YOUUUU

[Sarah E. Pearson]

woo!!!! cant wait to see how the team gets themselves out of THIS one...

[Aurora Lynn]

AHHHH THERE WERE CHAPTERS POSTED WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE!! *shoots Hotch in frustration*

Amazing, as usual. I would not object ot Mayisha and Ludlow being to together...

[Some Random Person.]

Hahaha... More awesomness ahead, right?

[The Timelord]

YES ANOTHER CHAPTER. This one is really awesome too.