Lifting the sheets she saw...

On hospital bed he lies

Oxygen mask on

Summoning the nurse

With finger, he asks:

"R wee tes...calls rack?"

She proceeds to

Lift his gown

Hoisting his flaccid penis high

She rummages through his scrotum sac 

over and under to find.....

"Mr Brown, your testicles are not black!"

The patient takes off his mask to say:

" Are my test results back!!"

" Are my test results back!"

Reviews

[sereenaoutloud]

Lol you never fail to make me laughoutloud!! could not stop giggling for ages...even shared this with my hubby who too could not stop laughing and i am sure is going to share with his coworkers lol
You are not just a fabulous writer but you are pure joy! thank you so much AM/TTM for sharing so much laughter!! :))

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you and what a nice compliment it is! A laugh is so nice to hear from friends Lol

[sereenaoutloud]

well i was laughing so hard i think you could have heard me! lol

[andrew mitchell]

When you said laughing so hard I thought you were going to say something else lol

[sereenaoutloud]

ok so is this Porthos or TTM ? LOL

[andrew mitchell]

ITs Me!! Pee-I- laughed-so-hard-porthos lol:):) or I can go as TTM!! lol

[sereenaoutloud]

I am not that old ...Yet hehe..still have my bladder control lol :))

[andrew mitchell]

okay so it was a wee small laugh as they say in Scottish!! wee small!! lol

[sereenaoutloud]

hehehe yes a Wee laugh...not laughing wee ! :)

[alf]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What more can I say??????????? alf

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you alf I'm glad you had a laugh!!

[marcus]

AMAZING! very funny!!!!!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Marcus for enjoying

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hahahahaha... hahahahahaha... Andrew, this is hilarious! I am thankful for not sipping my coffee before reading... just a fabulous and entertaining write....

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you FT Legrew I'm glad you didn't have the coffee go down the wrong way!!

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...or all over my keyboard and computer screen :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol......................lol